Avengers Preferences +One-Shots

Drunk Texts

Tony-

Tony: asdflbeudbdbkendjcbdb

You: Um Tony?

Tony: U sesy

You: How much did you drink?

Tony: I no suppose 2 gr drunk shhhhhhh dont tel Y/N

You:  -.-

Steve-

You: I wuuuuuvvvvvv chuuuu

Steve: Y/N are you okay?

You: amaaaaaaszinnbbgggg

Steve: Okay honey I'm on my way to pick you up just wait 5 minutes.

You: mkay

Bruce-

You: Bill Nye the science guy!

Bruce: Babe?

You: Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!

Bruce: Were you drinking?

You: Science rules

Bruce: I'll take that as a yes then. I'll come pick you up in a bit.

You: Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!

Bruce: Never mind I'm on my way round that now.

Thor-

Thor: MY LOVLY LADEY U AR SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!!

You: Thank you.

Thor: DOTN TEL LADY Y/N

Thor: THT I LIV HER I WNT TO TEL HR!!!!

Thor: SHHHHHHH

You: Are you with the guys?

Thor: YES!

You: That explains a lot.

You: I love you be careful.

Thor: YU XAN NOT LOCE ME! Y/N DOES!!!!!

Natasha-

You: I wuv chi Nattty!

Natasha: Do you mean I love you?

You: Yes that!

Natasha: Are you high?!

You: Nuuuuu!

Natasha: Drunk?

You: Shhhhh don't tell Nat.

Natasha: I'm going to kill Stark for letting you drink.

Natasha: I'm on my way to get you.

You: I luv chu

Natasha: I love you too.

Clint-

Clint: Kaw! Kaw!

You: What are you doing?

Clint: Im a birdy!

Clint: I lost my bowwww!!!!

You: Easy there Katnis.

You: Where are you?

Clint: Bedroom.

You: I'm coming up.

Loki-

You: Yo mewling quim! Bow don and fer  me I am Loki of Assgard!

Loki: Are you mocking me darling?

You: I am Loki fester me!

Loki: Darling how much did you drink?

You: .....

You: ....

You: .........alot

Loki: Thought so.

Bucky-

Bucky: Who ER u?!?!?!?!!!???

You: Bucky?

Bucky: Who's dat?!?!?!?!

You: You.

Bucky: Whos u????!!?!???

You: You. Your you and I'm me:

Bucky: who's neh?

Bucky: Me*

You: Just forget it your Bucky and I'm Y/N

Pietro-

Pietro: Whre r uuuuuu?????!!!!

You: In bed where you should be.

Pietro: Be ther in a flash ;) I b so quick u dont know wht hapen

You: Dear god.

Wanda-

You: Never let go Jack!!!!!

Wanda: Are you referencing Titanic?

You: Let's play titanic you be the iceberg and I go down ;) ;)

Wanda: You hang out with my brother too much.

You: Love meeeeeeee

Wanda: I doooooooooooo

Wanda: Now where are you???

You: In our tub.

Wanda: I'll be there asap!

You: Yay we play Titanic! :D

Wanda: No

You: Yes

Wanda: No

You: Yesh

Wanda: Yes

You: YES!

Wanda- Damn it