"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already."
-Dave Barry

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The Book of Quotes
RandomWelcome to the Book of Quotes! Here you will find lots of funny, inspirational and book quotes to make your day! Quotes are posted daily, so be sure to add this to your library! * Special thanks to CarKann for my amazing cover! *
Dave Barry
"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already."
-Dave Barry