Sarcastic Stories

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Mr. I Don't Smile by Sarcastic_Queen_bish
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Mr. I Don't Smileby 💙
Ciera Knowles is an average seventeen year old girl girl. And she seems to hide her pain well. Her sister is only older than her by a few months, yet, she seems to be th...
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Stranger Danger by monmoncheese
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Stranger Dangerby MonMoncheese
"I think I'm lost." "That sucks." In which a guy accidentally texts the wrong person and it tur...
Game over  by HakunaMatata077
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Game over by HakunaMatata077
Evianna got kidnapped at 10 years old. 6 years later and she's back. But nobody knows she's back. Yep she's undercover! During those 6 years she was taught to be a assas...
Outside The Lines [boyxboy] by SkeneKidz
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Outside The Lines [boyxboy]by Jen
Sarcastic Theo is just trying to get through his senior year of high school with his sister Thalia and his best friend Oliver. But Theo’s life gets flipped upside-down w...
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Brothers I Never Knew by Destiny-Addams
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Brothers I Never Knewby Destiny-Addams
How would you feel if you were held at gun point because your brothers pissed off a guy? Add in the fact I'm an only child, then you have the weirdest scene since I was...
Princess and the Prick by dazzling_dylan
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Princess and the Prickby dazzling_dylan
|| #1 in The Maplewood Secondary Series|| "No, but I have my people, prick." "I can be your person, Princess." "You already are." ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡...
Perfect Strangers by NightTime_Storiexs
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Perfect Strangersby 𝒩𝒾𝓀𝓀𝒾 ✨✨
Follow my Instagram for any updates and if you have any questions: @nikki_k123 Alex has been living the same life, with the same routine, repeating it every day. Every d...
A Tomboy Living With Boys by BellaLilliana
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A Tomboy Living With Boysby Bella
[COMPLETED] •I'm Sam McClain and I am a stereotypical, tomboy. My dad works a lot, work trips which go on for months at times. My mom died recently and my dad ships me o...
The mafia princess  by Olla_7861
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The mafia princess by Asmaa
Aria Blackstons life was anything but normal, especially since she has fourteen older brothers. Her mother had unfortunately past away when she was four years old, causi...
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Allergic to Roses by disdainful
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Allergic to Rosesby Dagger
In which Harley, the sarcastic girl harboring a love of London, is not only allergic to roses, but to Axel Rose, the teen heartthrob that has captured millions of hearts...
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The Wrong Number by prerna_lamz
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The Wrong Numberby ana ☽
*COMPLETED* #1 on Wattpad -1/12/2018 "Hel-" "JUDY! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU RIGHT NOW? I'M DYING HERE!" "Uh..shouldn't you call 911 if you're dyi...
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Tomboy Tanya by krithika01
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Tomboy Tanyaby sweetyheart
Highest ranking : #4 humor [03/04/2020] - [05/04/2020] #9 Teen Fiction [25/09/2020] Crop tops, hem tops, cold shoulder tops: No Flannel shirts, comfy t-shirts: Yes Skirt...
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The Bad Boy's Girl by antheas
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The Bad Boy's Girlby liz
Disclaimer: A very non-classy humor infused werewolf story. No seriously, the only reason its up and running is for sh!ts and giggles. If you want something slightly mor...
How To Be Sarcastic ✓ by stardustingstudio
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How To Be Sarcastic ✓by 则然 [hiatus]
❝Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?❞ Just a couple conversations for shits and giggles between four idiotic beings on how to b...
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Help Line│✔ by spqcebun
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Help Line│✔by 𝐿𝒶𝒸𝑒𝓎 [writing hiatus]
[ COMPLETED ] ❝ I can't get you out of my mind ❞ ------------------------------------------------ A short story in which a girl called a help line, trying to talk about...
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KIDNAPPED BY THE AGENT | Project Callister Book One by ValorAndVice
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KIDNAPPED BY THE AGENT | Project C...by valor&vice
#1 in humor, action, and romance ❝Octavia Snow, you're going to have to come with me,❞ the stranger said with an amused look. ❝No thanks, I'm really not a big fan of ki...
Death Is My BFF (Book 1 - Watty Award Winner 2011) *ORIGINAL SERIES* by katrocks247
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Death Is My BFF (Book 1 - Watty Aw...by Katarina E. Tonks
This is the first book of the Original Death Is My BFF Series, which has been OPTIONED BY SONY PICTURES TV (YAY) and won the Watty Awards in 2011! *** Death came knockin...
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A Match Made in Hell (Dramione) by FeministWitch_13
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A Match Made in Hell (Dramione)by Secretly Magical
Hermione Granger was back for her final year at Hogwarts along with the rest of the Golden Trio. And guess what? The Ministry of Magic has decided to pair everyone up an...
His Sarcastic Cheer Captain ✓ by winternsnow
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His Sarcastic Cheer Captain ✓by 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦 (on hiatus)
"So you're the new cheer captain?" He said with the cigarette between his fingers. "No. I'm the new quarterback smartass." I said sarcastically and t...
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How To Be The Best Third Wheel ✔ by summerbackthen
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How To Be The Best Third Wheel ✔by Summer·Angeles
COMPLETED *Wattpad featured story* Highest rank: #4 in Humour "Hang with us!" they said. "It'll be fun!" they said. Yeah, not too fun when all your f...