Mallcop Stories

THIS IS BOOK 3 TO MY SAVIOUR:::::::::: After getting rescued by my rescuer, Rin, Y/N has begun to settle back into True Cross Academy. However, ever since her tragic b...

no.

forgive me mortals

Reacting to strange facts and research to back them up

An A.I. wrote this. Thank you.

Shrek and Paul Blart meet at a local library. Then, things get very.... shrexy.

Man that eats pink donuts by and stops young boys stealing panties by day Then at night makes love to silver pole with flashing lights. Cover by ImTooHot2Die Please...

AN EXISTENTIAL PAUL BLART FAN SEQUEL. Months after Paul Blart's intense situation in Vegas, he's returned to the West Orange Pavillion Mall in bad shape as he's put on e...

A time my friends sister stole a tee shirt at the mall

Yeah, I know, cringy title. Paul just discovered that there's another cop in the mall taking all his fame and popularity. How will Paul react to this situation?

hey!! i've noticed the lack of quality paul blart fanfics on this platform so here is the holy grail of paul blart fanfics 😩😩 essentially y/n is new to town and befrie...

THIS IS BOOK 2 TO MY SAVIOUR:::: After a shocking b betrayal by her 'closest' friends, Y/n finds herself locked away in a psycward that her ex boyfriend, Rin. admitted h...

paul x LJ smut minion our love story retold

Come read the life in Pauli's point of view in her new schewl Pollywood Blarts, it was all a mistake at first since he was singing for his brother Blina, but he gets in...

All of this was made by @dotsukiloveswalls

A story about Veck Simms and a girl who escaped his cluthces

This is a collection of haikus and also poems but haikus y'know?

kinky smut. unfinished but it's going somewhere trust me