Paulblart Stories

Shrek and Paul Blart meet at a local library. Then, things get very.... shrexy.

basically mr breast and his team get gang fucked by the beatles, its very romantic and soppy please read its good i swear on my mothers dececed life

In this epic story Paul Blart renters the entertainment scene fighting alongside his daughter Maya against the MALL MAFIA. I wrote this for a school essay but I decided...

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Raini Rodriguez: A Definitive Reading is a fan-written biography by @fiestasalsaprincess on ig. This book analyzes from her childhood in Bryan, Texas to her rise to supe...

Come read the life in Pauli's point of view in her new schewl Pollywood Blarts, it was all a mistake at first since he was singing for his brother Blina, but he gets in...

Boner

In this adventure, Barry the Bee, Shrek, Johnny Test, and Cory Baxter will encounter many friends and kill many people (okay, maybe not, but who knows?). They will make...

A time my friends sister stole a tee shirt at the mall

My name is Paul Blart. I'm a detective for the NYPD. I've been a detective for thirty years, after many years as a mall cop, and in that thirty years there is only one c...

Read along with your favorite couple Morbius and Grimace as they go on many wacky and sexy adventures :D Was featured on the now defunct Regretful Reads YouTube channel...

PAUL BLART COULD LIKE GET IT

Paul Blart finds himself in a new school, hoping for a new story. He finds romance with a gem named Peridot, meets bullies like Nicki Minaj, and friends like Sollux Capt...

Yeah, I know, cringy title. Paul just discovered that there's another cop in the mall taking all his fame and popularity. How will Paul react to this situation?

forgive me mortals

This is my  concept for Paul blart 3 and no this is not a real movie

Today I got Paul Blart and Somkey (My cat.) In Mexico. Arm wearstling.