Paulblart Stories

Ellen has free time, Sam is really generous, karma is mean Ellen has almost no free-time, so when she does have free time she asked Sam to help her with some work she ha...

You find the most handsome prince in your local mall. ~Katy

This is how they got to be miss and mister shart

Shrek and Paul Blart meet at a local library. Then, things get very.... shrexy.

In this epic story Paul Blart renters the entertainment scene fighting alongside his daughter Maya against the MALL MAFIA. I wrote this for a school essay but I decided...

forgive me mortals

Yeah, I know, cringy title. Paul just discovered that there's another cop in the mall taking all his fame and popularity. How will Paul react to this situation?

Raini Rodriguez: A Definitive Reading is a fan-written biography by @fiestasalsaprincess on ig. This book analyzes from her childhood in Bryan, Texas to her rise to supe...

Paul Blart, the hit mall cop everybody loves makes an irriververislbe mistake that forever changes the lives of the Enmity forest cats.

Come read the life in Pauli's point of view in her new schewl Pollywood Blarts, it was all a mistake at first since he was singing for his brother Blina, but he gets in...

paul blart just a little hufflepuff meets a mysterious slytherion named voldermort and he wants to know more (this is all a joke btw)

This is my  concept for Paul blart 3 and no this is not a real movie

paul x LJ smut minion our love story retold

just read it..

A time my friends sister stole a tee shirt at the mall

Three new couples. Three one-shots total. Enjoy.

Today I got Paul Blart and Somkey (My cat.) In Mexico. Arm wearstling.

The first edition of the Blartican church bible.