TMNT x Reader One-shots (ON HOLD)

One too Many Drinks (Raph x Reader)

(WARNING! Mature Content ahead! There will be bold notes when it starts and ends if you want to skip.)

You groan loudly as you collapse on your bed. You head was throbbing and you felt like you needed to knock yourself out to get some rest. Then you remembered something. You parents had left earlier and were going to be gone for just under 2 days to go visit your aunt in the hospital. She had gotten into a small accident. Luckily, it was nothing too serious and nobody was killed. You grinned. Tonight was going to be your night whether the world agreed or not.

Once your parents left you instantly started having fun. You turned up the music and had fun dancing by yourself for a while. After that, you played game after game after game. You had whatever you wanted for supper and snacks afterward. You watched a few movies for a while, staying up as late as you pleased. Now THIS is what I needed.

Soon enough, you had an idea. You remembered your father had some beer in the fridge. You knew you weren't supposed to have it, but your father had another case in the garage so if you replaced them afterward and got rid of the bottles before they got back, they would never know. Besides, you needed to relax.

You got up and went to the fridge. (Btw, I DO NOT ADVISE THIS! PLEASE DON'T DO THIS IF YOU ARE UNDERAGE! If you're an adult...I have no control over you. I just ask you to be careful.) You took out one bottle and opened it. You drank a little bit. You took a minute to savor the taste. You shrugged. It wasn't too bad. You drank some more and went back to the couch. 

You kept watching movies and pretty soon you'd already had three bottles. You were feeling kind of dizzy and out of it. You heard some tapping on the window. You walked over and saw Raph standing there. Walking over, you opened the window and waved to him.

"Hey, (Y/n). It's been a while since we've seen you around. I just wanted to come and check on you." He said, climbing inside with ease. 

"Aw~ Aren't you sweet!" You cooed. He looked confused.

"Are you okay? You seem a little out of it, (Y/n)." He asked. You nearly tripped and he caught you. "Jeez, ya can't even walk on your own two legs. You should get some rest."

"I'm fiiiiiiiine." You dragged out. He frowned, knowing that something wasn't right.

"Yeah, sure." He said, going along with it until he figured out why you were acting so weird. He carried you to the couch and laid you down. Raph spotted the fourth bottle you'd been planning to have on the table. He picked it up, looking it over. "What's this?" You remembered that Raph had probably never seen beer before. Still, you were too groggy to tell him what it was. All you could say was,

"Heeey! It's miiiine!" You whined. He raised an eyebrow at you. He opened it and drank a little. He instantly gagged.

"Yuck! What is this?!" He spat. You chuckled.

"Aw~ Raphie has weak taste buds~!" You teased.

"What?! I do not!" He snapped.

"You couldn't stomach that if you tried~" You teased. He glared at you.

"Oh yeah? We'll see." He sat down and drank it. You chuckled. 

"Hey, I've got an idea." You said, grinning as you sat up straight. Well, as straight as you could in this state. 

"What?" He asked.

"Wanna see who can drink more?" He looked unsure about your idea.

"I don't know..." You grinned at his hesitance.

"You aren't scared are you?" You asked, teasing him. He looked upset again.

"No!" He snapped.