I love Disney World but there are some rides I avoid at all times. And these are mine.
This is The Top 5 Worst Disney World Rides/Attractions.
Note: If you like these Rides/Attractions, that's great this is just my opinion. Also I'm well aware that the only 2 people who would be interested in this would be _wonderer and rewrite so, if you don't care you can leave.
5) Gran Fiesta Tour Starring the 3 Cabelleros (Epcot):
This is basically the nonunion Mexican equivalent to It's a Small World.
Well part of the ride is, look I'm not offending anyone's Coulture, mainly because I think this ride is doing just that, this ride litterally showed the Three Caballeros visiting famous Mexican Land Marks without even describing what they are. Now I highly doubt this ride will stay open for much longer as there's rumors going around this will eventually get replaced with a ride based off the Now Oscar Winning movie Coco, which actually makes sense, I'm hoping its like an old school darkride where they just condense the movie into the ride with some audioanimatronics, but knowing Disney they're going to make it an original story, well only time will tell what will happen.
4) Journey into Imagination with Figment (Epcot):
This was at one point, Epcot's most beloved rides, then in 1998 they closed it, made a Crap load of cutbacks and BOOM trash bag of a ride of any of you watch the video up there. Its pretty bad, you can't really teach Imagination. Especially since doesn't everyone use their imagination? There was rumors going around this would get replaced with a Inside Out themed ride but then it moved to The Old Wonders of Life Pavillion, which makes sense because something got to be used for anything but a reskined convention center, plus I highly doubt Epcot wants to get rid of their mascot. So I see them rebooting the old attraction, which is about time because Dreamfinder needs to get out of the Witness Protection Program at Disneyland Paris. I wish I was making that up.
3) Dinorama (Animal Kingdom):
I pretty much included the entire section of Animal Kingdom as this really isn't my favorite part of the park. It feels way to cheap to be a Disney made land. Especially since this feels like something Walt would hate, its basically the east coast white trash equivalent to the former Paradise Pier at Disney's California Adventure, except while that felt like an old boardwalk, this felt more like a cheap town fair that they place in the middle of a school parking lot. Litterally both rides in Dinorama include A Wild Mouse Coaster but with dinosaurs and a Dumbo the Flying Elephant style ride except you ride Triceratops...last I checked they didn't fly and I'm not an anthropologist.
2) Stitch's Great Escape (Magic Kingdom):
..........THIS RIDE LITTERALLY REFUSES TO DIE!
No joke, this is actually deemed one of the worst Disney Attractions of all. I love Lilo and Stitch, but even I hate this attraction. The last time I rode it was 2 years ago and it was because we had nothing else to do and my brother and I were waiting for our fastpass on Space Mountain to Kick in. In mid 2016 the attraction went into seasonal operation which means it will close sometime in the near future. Also to add insult to injury, various Disney Park New Sites stated the attraction would close permanently in January 2018, but Disney swooped in and said, "NOPE!" The ride we reopen sometime later this year hopefully for the last time. There has been rumors this will get replaced with a Wreck-it Ralph themed attraction but I'll believe when I see it. Also Disney, if your reading this because you lost a bet or something, please let this ride die, sure Lilo and Stitch has a fan base, but even us fans hate this ride. Also why the hell did you cover the castle in toilet paper on opening day of this attraction?
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Dishonorable Mention:
Disney/Pixar Short Film Festival (Epcot):
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I honestly don't count this as an attraction as this is just Disney being a little too cheap. Also for some reason they cloned it for Disneyland Paris, Why?
1) Mission: Space (Epcot):
Wow Epcot really doesn't have alot of attractions in that park I like. This is actually pretty controversial the video up there pretty much explains it better than I ever could. But I rode this once and all it is if Star Tours, one of my favorite Disney Rides because, Star Wars, if it were in a Closet. Its uncomfortable, and its really not the ride for anyone who is claustrophobic, and before you ask, that's not the fear of Santa Claus, that's the fear of being in tight spaces. So yeah this attraction is bad. My least favorite in all of Disney World.
For those that actually have been to Disney World, is there any ride I missed? If so leave it in the comments.
