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Time to kick some ass!
These are my Picks for the Top 5 Kickass Cartoon Characters.
Note: No Superhero, Anime, or Video Game Characters on this list I want to make this a challenge for me, but I will include movie characters.
5) Sgt. Calhoun (Wreck-it Ralph)
The main character in a little Video Game within a movie, Hero's Duty, Sgt Calhoun is one kick ass Disney character, and has the voice to fit it, I do give Jane Lynch credit for roles like this, let's hope she is still able to Kick Ass in Ralph Breaks The Internet: Wreck-it Ralph 2, next year.
4) Wendy Corduroy (Gravity Falls):
I was bound to get to her at some point, someone who can be laidback and Kickass at the same time, it can go well when your Dad makes you compete in Lumberjack games and makes you do Apocalypse Training Every year instead of Christmas. I rather have not celebrate Thanksgiving and do training because I don't like Turkey and that one Drunk family member, we all one in each family.
3) Jorgen Von Strangle (Fairly Odd Parents)
*Face Palms* WHY THE FUCK DID I PICK THE MEME? Anyway, that giant, Arnold Schwarzenegger like fairy is basically the buff controlling guy in Fairy World. Sure in certain episodes he showed his soft side but I want to talk older episodes when he wasn't so stupid. He used to be a Jerk, minus the Anchor Arms from SpongeBob.
2) All Three Powerpuff Girls (Powerpuff Girls):
I'm talking original not the reboot which was made to sell toys....and this is why I hate Cartoon Network now. Anyway this 3 cute little girls were pretty badass, hell in the original pilot, they were called The Whoop-Ass Girls, I can understand why it was changed to fit Kids TV.
Anyway speaking of the series itself, I spotted something in the reboot that pretty much broke part of my medium sized brain, I want you to take a look at these 2 pictures of the teacher that was completely different in the original, I'm not gonna say what it is but I want you guys to write it in the comments what it is.
Original:
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Reboot:
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Just to make it fair, I didn't Photoshop the images I'm not crazy.
Honorable Mention:
Grandpa Phil (Hey Arnold):
I know your going to question why I put an extremely old dude on this list, well watch this clip that was in the actual show:
Yes, that happened!
And now number one is....
1) Kim Possible (Kim Possible):
One of the best Episodic Cartoons of the 2000's before a ton of cartoons included storylines to varying degrees on success. Anyway Kim Possible was a BAMF, aka a Bad Ass MotherFucker, she kicks ass! I also believed she was one of the inspirations for Webby in 2017's Ducktales, which I already have a review book on in case anyone wants to check it out, and Kim and Ron's Friendship turned Romance may have been the inspiration to Star and Marco on Star vs The Forces of Evil. Basically this show and character inspired a good hunk of Modern Disney Cartoons, maybe that's why Mabel has the Grapling hook.
So that ends my list, I know I will forget some so if you know of any leave it in the comments.
Now that fan submitted month is over I can get into what I'm going to do for October.
*ThunderClap*
*Wolf Howl*
*Scream*
Get ready for the first Annual XanderWrites SpooktoberFest, more info on my journal on a later date but Top 5 will get spooky. See you in October.