Topic above is the reason I didn't update..
★★★★★NEPA - Never Expect Power Always.
That was the full meaning of NEPA, until some poor misguided soul suggested a name change. It became PHCN - Power Holding Company of Nigeria.We didn't even need to improvise, they gave us the name and God knows they lived up to it.
Then it was privatized, and chunks of it went to different wealthy individuals, that did zero to change their status.
I'm currently under AEDC - Abuja Electricity Distribution Company. And my area always gets the worst of it.
It's like we're the last to get light and first to take from, it's sooo frustrating!!!!!
So in anger, I'm writing this rant and the NEPA struggles of the average Girl, I hope.
1. When your data is about to expire: I think whoever is in charge hacked my phone and is reading my text messages because when my data is about to expire is when light suddenly disappears and I'm forced to use my battery to download and whatnot. I still remember the day when my data was supposed to expire 6pm the next day and for two days there was no light. I felt like crying. And if there's one thing I hate is when my data finishes with mb still remaining. I will start remembering all the begging I did for the money... God punish NEPA.
2. When you're watching a very interesting movie: At least if it's CD, you'll continue from where you stopped ahbi? No oh, NEPA will take light when you're watching a movie on DSTV, when something is about to happen, you'll be like 'No, no, no, don't do it' and boom, 'Oh come on NEPA!!'. It'll take about 5 or 10 mins, then they'll bring it back and the whole thing would have passed. We all know DSTV repeats but who has time to start looking for the movie again?
3. Football: NEPA give me heart attack when I'm watching football at home, because it's when they're about to score that's when the light will disappear. I prefer following Live threads on Nairaland now because I'm too young to die.
4. Water: There was a time it was really cold and I didn't want to light gas to boil water, I just saw light, see Flash to electric jug. I just plugged it in and pam! No light. I eventually had to use gas.
5. False Alarms: I hate this ehn, you'll just rush and plug your phone, the light will just go off, or after the decoder scans finish, you'll not see the light again.
★★★★
Sorry for not updating on time o! As you already know, na NEPA cause am.
Have they done anything else to you that I didn't mention? Let me know.
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