Running through the woods, wearing my greens,
All the girls run up and tell me about their magic beans,
I run above the ground,
And I would be crowned,
The best Link ever but I can't be found.
Dropping bombs on Mido because he's kinda mean,
I've got more glitchy funk than the title screen.
I'm the best rapping Kokiri,
I pick up Cuccos and shoot them for three,
Hopping on the water and I can't get out,
I don't even understand what you're talking about!
I'm really super awesome, I just can't lie,
When my body does this, I somehow do not die!
Get my own theme song everywhere I visit,
Because I break every single law of physics!
Did anyone recognise the song?
I wrote that all from memory! XD
YOU ARE READING
Blizzard's Random Update Book!
RandomIt's in the title :). And thanks to @Gamergirl80 for making the cover!
