South Park One Shots

Surprises! (Pervert!Kyle x Shy!Reader)

  You were walking to Kyle's house in order to keep him company. He had texted you earlier that day informing you that his parents were going to be gone and he was gonna be lonely. Being the generous person you are, you decided to go over to his house. He had been overjoyed when you had texted him about your coming. You soon had arrived at his house and knocked on the door. He quickly opened the door and let you in, grinning at you. "So Kyle, what do you want to do?" Kyle's grin changed to a smirk. "You." Your face flushed tomato red. "U-uh I meant like an activity.."

Kyle sat close to you on the couch. "In that case," he looked at you up and down, before replying, "sex. With you and me." You slapped his arm. " I meant something not sexual, Kyle!" Kyle frowned. "Hmm, then I don't know." You sigh and get up to look at his movie shelf. "Let's watch a movie then. What do you want to watch, that doesn't have anything sexual in it?" Kyle's frown got deeper. "Ugh, I don't know (Y/n)! You seem to want to reject everything I offer!" You look back at him, slightly glaring. "Thats because everything you offer is inappropriate!"

Kyle's face flushed and looked away from you. Finding a good ol' Disney movie, you put in and sit down on the couch. As the movie started you noticed Kyle staring at your chest area. Blushing, you move your arms on top of them so that he couldn't look at them. He scowled and looked to the movie screen. You get cold chills, and run up to his room in search of a blanket. You hear the sound of his bedroom door opening and then locking. You turn around and see him in front of the locked door. "Hey (Y/n)~." You blush and grab a blanket. "Kyle, what are you doing in here?"

He smirked and walked towards you. "Nothing really. Just saw you go up here and decided to join you." Your back hit the wall as he walked closer. "Well, you don't need to. I was just about to go back down. You can go back and sit on the couch now." He walked forward a bit more, so that his chest was pressing against yours. Your face was red at the contact. "Nah, I think I like it right here." He rested his forehead on yours, staring into your eyes. "K-Kyle, what are you doing?" He put his arm right beside your head. "Just getting closer to you (Y/n)."

You gulp when you see him look you up and down and lick his lips. "Well I think we're getting too close for comfort!" You exclaim and push him away. He frowned as you pushed him away. Just as you were about to walk out of the bedroom door, he grabbed your waist and kissed your neck, making you stiffen. "Come on (Y/n)! Why can't you just love me already?!" You turn around and look at his pouting face. "What are you even talking about Kyle?" His frown deepened at your question. "What do I mean? I mean the fact that no matter what I do, you refuse to love me!"

You sigh and kiss his cheek. "I do love you Kyle. Trust me, I do." Kyle blushes and looks away. "Then how come you always resist me touching you?" You bite back a laugh. "Thats because it's usually sexual when you try to touch me." He smiles and laughs. "Actually, yeah that's true. So, will you be mine?" You smile and nod. He gives you a perverted grin. He picks you up and drops you on his bed, then walks back to the door, locking it and turning off the lights.