South Park One Shots

Ninja love! (Christophe x Ninja!Reader)

     You were walking at a festival, since you skipped your Dojo Ninja class, once again. Though you thought it was pointless to go since you couldn't master anything. You soon started thinking about your younger days . '"Mother always said this to me: Being a Ninja girl means you can't be girly." With that being said my younger days were never ever really much fun..' Quickly snapping out of your thoughts, you saw a boy with brown hair and a shovel.

'Wow, I'v never seen a boy as cool as him!' Immediately, you blushed red. You felt your heart beat and start to break free. 'I think...I think I might love him. But what do I do? Be a Ninja, or love?!' Sighing, as you see him walk away.

~Next day~

Watching from a hole, you see the boy from the festival. You learned his name thanks to someone calling him. 'Christophe.. Sounds nice. ARG! I love and want to love, but no it's not allowed!' You suddenly remember your mothers words. 'It's not fair, I don't care just let me do what I want! "Stop This" and "Quit that" your making me freak out! You know what isn't cool? All these stupid rules!'

You suddenly wondered about what to do about you and him. You had worked up the courage to talk to him again later at the festival yesterday, and found he was really nice and sweet. The two of you instantly liked each other. 'Ninja girl, I am though, fall in love with me!' Christophe turned around, making you duck and hide, hoping. In case he noticed you thought of what to say. 'Peakin? What, me? Whatcha sayin?'

You sighed in relief as he turned around and shrugged his shoulders. 'If I keep this up, I won't get any jobs anymore..' You walked up to the gatekeeper, to go get closer to Christophe. Deciding it would be easier to flirt with him to get your way, you smiled a him. "Hey Hey gatekeeper, have you been working out? Maybe open that big door for little ol' me?" He growled and started chasing you with a stick.

After you finally escaped, a merchants daughter came over to you. You quickly realized you had seen her around Christophe before, and remember her name was Red. She smiled, then whispered into your ear: "Oh so, thats why! We're rivals now you and I!" She quickly pulled away and walked off. Frowning, you sink back into your thoughts.

'I love and want to love but foes are ever near! Wanna dice through them all with a cut cut I'll be done! "Stop this" and "Quit that!" your making me freak out! You know what isn't cool? All these stupid rules! What should I do, can't be excused for feeling how I feel!' You look at Christophe standing near a bonsai tree, which you decide you'll climb up and watch him breathe. You climb out of the tree as he walks away.

You decide to go home and check the mail, seeing you haven't done it yet. Once you reach your house, you open your mail box. You saw a secret written message for you. Your eyes widened in surprise, you couldn't believe it read for you to 'Seek out and kill' Christophe, like he was any other target! 'How could it be? Why was it he?' Your mind ran with panic. 'What do I do? I never knew I'd have to pick or choose!'

You knew that if you faltered on the job, it would be the end over you being a ninja. Quickly storming into the house, your parents look at you and the paper. You sucked in a breath, "Father, Mother! Finally I know now, what I really have to do! Made up, my mind!" You ran upstairs and packed all over your things. You wrote a note, explaining yourself, and ran off before your parents could see you. You found Christophe and ran up to him.

You quickly took a deep breathe and told him you were a Ninja. He blinked. "Really?" You nodded before taking another deep breath. You quickly decided to tell him one last thing. "I love and want to love, but no it's not allowed! Thats the fate that my life is destined to pursue! "Stop this" and "Quit that" you're making me freak out! You know what isn't cool? All these stupid rules!" You tell him to meet you at the Bonsai tree at harvest moon , as you run off.

~Time skip to a little later at harvest moon~

As you stood, by the tree underneath the harvest moon, you see someone running to you. You notice it's Christophe and smile. He joins you underneath the harvest moon, he asked what you were going on about earlier. You blushed. "I love you, fall in love with me!" He blushes as well, but smiles. "Sure. Time to love in the Ninja way!" Joining hands, you both run off to be in love together, in a Ninja way! ((If you don't get it, I mean living together in love with no one knowing where you both are.))

((Thanks for reading! If you want to listen to the song: ))