South Park One Shots

Beaches rule! (Christophe x reader)

     You had gotten out of school five weeks ago, and were just about to go to the beach with your bestie Christophe. He had asked you if you wanted to go to the beach with him last week, and you agreed. You both decided to wait till today. He finally pulled up in his car and yelled for you to get in. "I'm coming!" You run to his car and jump in. "Do you 'ave your bat'ing suit?" "Yeah Christophe. I'm wearing it under my clothes." He nodded and started driving. You both talking cheerfully passing time.

Eventually, Christophe stopped the car and got out. "We are 'ere!" You got out excitedly and looked around. You saw your friends and waved to them. "Hey Christophe, look! There are the others!" All of your friends walked over to you and Christophe. "Hey (Y/n)! Whats up?" Kyle smiled side-hugging you. You looked over and saw Christophe glare at him. You ignored him. "Nothing much. Christophe and I just got here. How long have you guys been here?"

Kenny went to your other side. "About the same time as you, (Y/n)!" Kenny smiled. "Cool." You smiled. Stan smiled and Wendy hugged him. His face turned a light green before returning back to normal. "So, how about we all go swimming?" Everyone nodded except you. Everyone ran towards the shore and jumped in. Well, except you again. You watched them all play around in the water. Getting board, you decide to build a sand castle.

Just as you finish, a wave comes over and hits you castle. "Dammit." You mumbled flipping off the water."(Y/n)! Thats my thing!" You looked over at Craig who was in the middle of a splash fight with Clyde and Token. "Oh well." Craig stuck his tongue out at you playfully grinning, surprising a few people. "Woah! Craig showed some emotion! It must be the end of the world!" Craig flipped off Clyde. "Shut it." Clyde pouted.

You smiled and laughed a little before turning back to the place where your sand castle once was. "(Y/n)!" You turned to the sound of your name being called. You saw Christophe walking towards you. "Yeah? Whats up?" "W'y are you not in t'e water?" You sighed looking away. "Because.." "Because w'y?" "Because, I'm not pretty enough." You blushed and looked back at Christophe. "W'at do you mean? You are pretty!"

"No I'm not, look at me compared to Wendy and Bebe." You looked at the two said girls. "I don't need to." "Huh?" "I don't need to look at t'em. You know w'at? You are beautiful. Your body is amazing. Don't look at other girls. If you t'ink any girl is prettier t'an you, t'ey aren't. No one could compare to you." You blushed speechless. "Why do you say that?" "W'y? Because I love you, and I know you are amazing the way you are. Will you please come in t'e water now?"

You blush and nod. "Sure. And I love you too Christophe." You both run to the water, hand in hand smiling. "Beaches rule!" Everyone looks at you and laughs.