South Park One Shots

Closer to thy's enemy. (Christophe x reader)

  You were sitting at lunch away from everyone else. Why? Because Christophe, your arch enemy since the day you met him, was back. You actually didn't hate him. You were madly in love with him, but it was to hard to show that you liked him. He thought you hated him so he hated you back. It made you sad, but you knew you couldn't let him see, or he would know something was up. He walked over to you. "(y/n)." "Christophe." You both glared at each other. He sat next to you, with a slightly pink face. "What do you think your doing?!" "Sitting." Your eye twitched. "Why here?"

"Because everyone else was getting annoying and wouldn't leave me alone. " You sighed. "Fine enjoy sitting here. I'll sit over there." You pointed to the other end of the table where no one else was. You started to get up, only to get pulled back down. "What the hell Christophe?!" You glared, with a slightly pink face because his hand was on your wrist. "Stay 'ere." "Why?" "Because I'll be lonely." "..We're enemies though." He looked down and mumbled. "We don't have to be." You looked at him surprised. "What?" "Not'ing. Look, just sit 'ere OK?" "..Fine but you owe me." "Alrig't."

You blushed and sat down getting comfortable. "(y/n)." "Why are you talking to me? We hate each other." "T'ats w'y I'm talking to you!" You got confused. He was talking to you because you hated each other? "Huh?" "Look, I don't know about you, but I don't want to fig't anymore." "Wait, are you saying you want us to be friends?" "Non." "Acquaintances?" "Non." "Frienemies?" "Non! I want to be more t'an t'at!" You blushed. "Wait. So you want us to be more than friends?" Oui!" "So, best friends?" You were trying to make sure you understood him.

"NON! For crying out loud! I want you to date me!" You turned a deep red. So did Christophe. "W-Where did this come from?" "I liked you a lot, but you seemed to 'ate me, so I pretended I 'ated you." "I never hated you." "T'en w'y did you act like you did?" "Because, I have trouble showing how I feel." Christophe hugged you. You blushed harder. "You smell.." "Wait, good or bad?" "..Good. Also, I will be your girlfriend on one condition." He pulled away. "What?" "I get plenty more hugs." He smiled. "Oui! Of course."