South Park One Shots

Dares! (Mike x Reader)

You remember when the vampire fad happened. Especially since your best friend was the main reason for the fad. You had always thought it was a silly fad, so you sometimes loved to tease him. OK, so you liked to tease him a lot. More than you probably should, but you were sure he didn't mind since he teased you as well for hanging out with a former vampire. You laughed a little at the thought of your vampire friend teasing you. "Whatca laughing at (Y/N)?"

You looked behind you and saw Mike. "Nothing dude." You laughed and got up from your spot. He rolled his eyes and laughed a bit as well. You walked over to him smiling. "So (Y/n), wanna hang out today?" You smiled. "Obviously! Come on!" You grabbed his hand and ran to his house. Soon, you both arrived at his house. Laughing and Panting, he let you both in. "Thanks!" You ran in his house and sat down on his couch. He came in sat beside you.

You looked at him, and smirked. "Hey Mike, wanna bet against each other?" He looked at you. "I guess. Bet against each other in what?" You smirked and looked over at his Mario Kart game. "In Mario Kart!" He smirked and nodded. "Sure. Let's do it. What are the bets?" You stroked your imaginary beard, then smiled. "The bets are, winner gets to tell the loser what to do!" He smiled and put in the game. "Agreed." You both shook hands and got the controllers.

You knew you were going to win. 'He sucked last time we played this game. No way he'll win. Hehehe..' You quickly were in the lead, though not soon after thinking you were going to win, Mike was in the lead. Your eyes widened and you quickly tried to catch up. He laughed at you and stuck his tongue out at you briefly. Soon, after all the races, the winner was Mike. "Nooo!" You crouched on the ground. "What is this sorcery?!" He laughed at you.

"Nice try (Y/n). No sorcery." You got up from the ground and looked up at him. "Fine. How did you beat me? Last time you couldn't beat me!" He smiled. "I've been practicing. A lot." You pouted. "Obviously.. Now what do you want me to do?" Mike blushed and rubbed his neck nervously. "OK, but before I tell you what I want to do, you can't get mad at me, OK? You don't have to return the feelings, but if you don't, please remain friends with me."

You shrugged confused. "OK?" He sighed, still red. "I want you to kiss me." You blushed and leaned forward slowly. He quickly filled in the space. After the quick kiss, you pulled away blushing. "...Why did you want me to kiss you?" Mike looked away from you. "It's obvious (Y/n). Don't tell me you don't understand?" You thought about for a few seconds, then your eyes widened. "You have a crush on me..?" He smiled a bit, and stepped closer to you.

"Kinda like that, but more like I'm in love with you. Do you feel the same?" You looked at him, still blushing a bright red. You kissed him to answer his question. He immediately kissed back. After a few moments, he pulled away with a huge grin on his face. "So you do?" You laughed at his question. "Yep." He smiled. "Will you be my Bella? I'll be your Edward." You quickly shook your head 'no'. He looked at you confused. "But why..?"

"I don't want you to be Edward, I want you to be Mike. I'll be your (Y/n), if you'll be my Mike." He laughed. "Wow, that was silly and weird. But I'll be your Mike." He pulled you closer to him by your waist, and kissed you.