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[IMAGINE] NamGi 'Cont [Fluff]

Rapmon brushed Yoongi's hair making Yoongi to fall asleep.

"Goodnight, Jagiya.."

Suga answered in a sleepy voice as he digs his face deeply to Rapmon's tummy making it as his pillow.

Then they both fell asleep soundly at that night.

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Suga woke up next to Namjoon sleeping soundly at his side.

"Aww.. He's sleeping soundly."

Suddenly he slapped Namjoon.

Namjoon jumped out on horror as he woke up and took the slipper on the floor and pose in a counter attack like somebody's going to attack him.

"WHO THE FUCK IS THERE!?"

Suga rolled his eyes. "You look like an idiot. It was me. I slapped you."

Namjoon cupped his burning cheeks from Suga's slap.

"Why did you slap me??"

"You're snoring! You're disturbing my fucking sleep." as he grabs the blanket next to him and rolled in like a human burrito.

"I'm hungry. Cook me something for breakfast. Now." as Suga mumbles under the human burrito sheets.

But Namjoon thinks it's the chance for him to crawl on to Suga and to cuddle with him. While he was about to crawl up  on Suga, out of the blue, Suga unconsciously hit him in the balls. Namjoon fall on the bed as he was cupping his balls in pain.

"And I want my omelette to be cooked right, not like last time, it was burnt. Burnt foods are not good for my skin.. . Why are you there?" as Suga asked Namjoon with a satisfied evil smile.

"You freaking kicked me in the balls."

"Seriously?" Suga asked in a sluggish way.

"I'M NOT JOKING!!! IT'S BURNING!! *squealing in pain*"

"Infires?"

"Yoongi, I told you it's---"

"AWDASLNDLAWN~ Shut up. My style, my words."

"Fine."

Rolling his eyes, Suga rolled out from his human burrito and helped Namjoon up.

"Ugh, since you're in that condition. I'll be the one to cook for breakfast."

"Aww really?"

"Shut up. This is just for now coz you're there getting manhood-destroyed." then he leaned down to Namjoon to hold him up.

"We can't have babies anymore, because you already killed them with a kick." as Namjoon said in pain in a joking way.

Suga paused and stared at Namjoon like he's going to kill him. But Namjoon nervously smiled while being held up.

Suga flicks Namjoon in the nose. "MEN DON'T GET PREGNANT, GENIUS!"

Then Suga left him in their room.

"I LOVE YOU TOO!" as Namjoon screamed inside their room.

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Meanwhile...

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"BREAKFAST IS READY!"

Suga screaming at their dining room.

Namjoon came down the from their bedroom walking like there's a huge gap in his legs.

"Wow, Yoongi did you really----oh. A pizza?" as his tone turned into disappointment.