BTS Random Scenarios [OPN4RQSTS]

That Issue about SUGA being in a relationship with RV's IRENE

Jin: That---That----Pink one in RV, Irene? Do you already know about it guys?

V: Huh? why is it omma?

Jungkook: ma.. im hungry

Namjoon: Why are you so affected?

Jin: IS IT REAL?? IS IT REAL!?

Jimin: WHY? WHY? What is it about her!?

Jungkook: Guys, I'm hungry..

JHope: HEHEHE.. RV's Ireneu is said to be in a relationship with YOONGI'Hyung. BigHit also confirmed.

/Everyone is in shock. While Hobi's dancing ICC/

Namjoon: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Jin: Why are you now so affected?
*sharp glare*

Namjoon: Na--Na--Nothing. I think I need to use the bathroom.
*flustering+voice cracking*

/Namjoon leaves and screamed at inside the bathroom, NamGi life/

Jin: NAMJOON! YOU GOTTA EXPLAIN THIS SHIT!! NAMJOON! OPEN THIS DOOR!

/Jin comes after Namjoon beating the door out/

V: Whoa. Bwi confuse.

*looking at his Hyungs*

Jungkook: I'm hungry -_-

JHope: Did Hobi said wrongeu?

Jimin: Wow. I didn'y know Suga-Hyung can be this big time. Wow. Irene.
*began making byun face*

Jhope: *smacks Jimin's head*
DIRTY!! DIRTY MINDEU~ DONT CHIMCHIM DONT~

Suga: *who just came*
Sup guys. I'm home.

BTS: *stared at Suga*

Suga: *stared back confused*
Everyone's so weird today.
*went inside his room*

V: Is he--- O_O

Jimin: Maybe he's from a date with---

JHope: Ireneu?

Jin: NAMJOON! OPEN THIS GODDAMN DOOR!

Namjoon: *opens the door and went out*
Is Yoongi home? Is it him?

Jungkook: I'm hungry~ (=_=;)

Jin: SHUT UP KOOKIE. WE'RE HAVING SERIOUS PROBLEMS TODAY..

Jungkook: *stared at Jin*
I'm gonna let Taehyung cook for me. Watch me Jin.
*went to Taehyung*

(There's this once that..Taeyung burned their kitchen when he let them cook..)

Jungkook: Hey kid, cook meal for---

Jin: *running to the kitchen*

MOMMY'S ALREADY COOKING SEE?? MOM'S COOKING..
*smling like an idiot*

Jungkook: Good. Dont mess with Golden Maknae.
*went to watch TV*

/Meanwhile/

Suga: *screaming from his room*

Jimin: Is that Yoongi hyung?

Namjoon: *lost in his mind, staring at deep horizon*
Why Yoongi why? *teary*

Suga: *blasted off from his room*
GUUUUUUUUUUUYS!!! RED VELVET IRENE!!! OMMO!! RUMORED TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A BTS MEMBER! BIGHIT CONFIRMED!!!!

Jin: *roll eyes*
Like seriously?

Jhope: It was rumored to be You. Suga Hyung--- you're in a relationship--with---Ireneu.
*confused*

Suga: *low voice*
Huh? But---but--I I I I don't even like some---
*looks at Namjoon*

Namjoon: *glared*

Suga: ---*clears throat*
---I'm gonna call Bang PD !

Jin: HA! THE RUMORS NOT REAL!

Namjoon: *finally been alive* JINJJA!? THE RUMORS NOT---JIN! GIMME YOUR CAR KEYS! WE'LL DRIVE TO THE COMPANY IM GONNA TALK TO BANG PD.

Jin: WHY R U SO AFFCTED!!!111

V: *looking at everyone*
Whats happening?

Jungkook: *soulllessly watching his hyungs from the table while eating*
Gays.

Jimin: *trying to break the awkward atmosphere*
HEY GUYS! HEY GUYS!---

Namjoon: Jimin, you got no jams. Shut up.

Jimin 3_3) I'm fine. *walks out to his room*

Namjoon: LETS GO YOONGI!
*carried Yoongi in a bridal style went out*

/BTS heard Car engine starts outside/

V: But Hyung, who will drive for them..? Namjoon & Suga hyung doesnt know---

BTS: *heard a car crash outside*

JHope: *screams*
THERE'S A CAR CRASH OUTSIDE!!!!

V: *screams too*

Jungkook: *soullessly watching the TV*

JImin: *running from his room*
HYUUUUNG~ BANG PD CALLED ME~ He said he reconfirms SuRene rumor. A staff just stumbled over the headlines. So its now been cancelled---wait where's Namjoon & Suga Hyung?

Jin: Dying.

Jimin: . . . wut

Jin: Karma at its best.

Jimin: *smiling like an idiot coz he dont understand*
Wut?

Jin: Chim-chim, call 911.

Jimin: Why?

Jin: Some idiots tryna borrow my car, now my car needs help.

JHope & V: BUT HYUNG IT WAS--

Jin: I know right? My car needs help, call 911.
*soulless, jealous af*

Jimin, V, Jhope: *confusingly stared at each other*

Jungkook: *sigh*
Am I the normal one of the group?
*roll eyes*