BTS Peeking

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Jungkook: *peeking at a hole*

Jimin: KOOKIE!!! There you are I've been looki--

*kookie pulled him down*

Jungkook: SHHHH!! shut up. I'm peeking at someone..

Jimin: HUH?? WHO!? LET ME SEE!! *peeked*
Whoa!! Damn. she's pretty. hot too.

Jungkook: *frustrated stare*
shut up! I saw here first.. GTFO. She's mine hobbit.

Jimin: shes hot kookie.. what is she doing..

Jungkook:*smack his head* pervert. get away... its my turn.

JHope: THERE YOU ARE!!! *pulled down by his collar*

JiKook: SHHH!!!!

Jhope: Eew eew dirty watereu on my faceu!!

Jikook: SHUT UUUUUPPPP!!!
*in a low raging voice*

Jin: Uhh what are you three doing.. *gasps* Youre peeping!! PEEPING TOM!! ALERT PEEPING TOM!!

Jungkook: HYUNG!! SHUT UP!!!

*Jimin pulled down Jin*

Jin: who are you peeking on---whoa. Hello baeutiful~

Jhope: Huh?? Hobi wanna see.. let me seeu!!  She's busy with her phone! Lets go there and ask for her numb---
*got pulled down*

/facing the ground resring on their elbows/

Jin: No.. you might freak her out. lets make a plan..

V: Okay Bwi is listening.

Jin,Jimin,Jungkook, Jhope: *screams*

Suga: *laying under the bush..who just woke up* WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!?

Jin,Jimin,Jungkook, Jhope: *screams*

Suga: Scream one more time and I'll make you it Rapmon's jam.

Jimin: Yeaaaahhhy *going to scream*

Suga: Except you short kid..

Jimin: 1 CM !! YOU ONLY DIFFER 1 FUCKING CM!!!

Jungkook: Yah yah yah.. you two shut up.

YoonMin: YOU SHUT UP..

Jungkook:*bit all his lips inside, teary eyed* Jin...

Jin:*sigh*

Taehyung:*serious poker face* So, whats the plan, Bwi is ready for a secret mission. I am Yung, Tae Bwi Hyung..

Jin: okay guys listen up----

Rapmon:*leans on the fence beside them that theyre hiding*
WAZZUP HOMIES!!!

*fence collapse on Namjoons weight, exposing them infront of you*

Jungkook:*awkward smile* H---hi there..

Jimin:*winks while biting his lower lip*
Is your name's Summer, coz your freaking hot.

Taehyung: I'm Tae, Tae Bwi Hyung..
*still acting like he's a secret agent*

Jhope: I----I-----I------I--we---we---am----s---so....soso sorry...o---on

Jin: Hi im Jim these are my brothers. what Hoseok's trying to say is he's sorry for the fence, No...we're sorry for the fence..

Rapmon: Yess!! Its my fault, Im gonna fix that.

BTS: no.. no.. namjoon, just relax over there, we'll fix this..

Rapmon: But--+

BTS: No.

Rapmon: Fine... just call me when---

BTS: No.. its fine Namjoon..

Suga: Take me with you Nam---
*held by jin at his back collar*

Jin: Youre not going anywhere, youll help.

Suga: But....

Jin: *gives him pieces of woods*
*a hammer*
*nails*
*a saw*
*and more woods*

Suga: You sure we work this out TOGETHER!?

Jin: Yes, why? any problens Yoongi??

Suga: *walked away cursibg by himself*

Jin: Okaaay time to---- JIMIN !! KOOKIE!! STOP FLIRTING WITH HER!! LETS FIX HER FENCES FIRST!! HEY HOBI WHERE DO YOU THINK YOURE GOING..

Jhope: HOBI STEPPED ON DOGGY'S POOP..

Taehyung: *chasing hobi with a dog's poop*
HOBI... TAEHYUNG FOUND A CLAY!! SEE!!

JHope: No!! GET AWAY FRO MEEEEU... ITS NOT A CLAY TAE-TAE!!!

Suga: Hey Jin.. I also stepped on a Poop does that mean I can be excused too..

Jin: I saw that Suga.. you purposely stepped on it.

Suga: ahhh shit. *rolled eyes, left*

Jin: *sighing hard* Then they say being a huung is great. Well fuck that.

Taehyung:*poops all over their faces, Hobi froze like a statue* HYUNG!!  SEE!! MUD MASK!! HIHIHIHI

Jhope: help.

Jin: JIMIN & KOOKIE I SAID STOP FLIRTING!! FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!! NAMJOON!! STAY AWAY FROM THAT GRILL----DONT POUR THE GAS----

*backyard exploded*


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