BTS Random Scenarios [OPN4RQSTS]

How to be a God of Destruction?

BROUGHT TO YOU BY YOUR ONE AND ONLY, RAPMONSTER, THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION!

/refer to the Media above that he's making this tutorial in that kind of way/

Rapmon: AYO! Wassup ARMY's.. So we got a request from NamGi_9394, asking 

"HOW TO BE A GOD OF DESTRUCTION PERMANENTLY LIKE RAPMON, WITHOUT DOING IT ON PURPOSE"

  So, Namgi, and Readers..I'm gonna teach you HOW TO BE A GOD OF DESTRUCTION! So First...

RULE #1. WEAR Your BEST SUNGLASSES FIRST. 

In order to become or LOOK like a God. You have to look sexy and hot. So take that sunglasses slooooowly...geeeeeently....and *sunglass cracks*  . .  *threw sunglass away*

Uhhh anyway-- you could use ANY eye wear just for you to look cool.

RULE #2: BE CAREFUL.

Just do the stereotype of handling things. Because things should be really be taken care of like this bottle of Jam, *shows you a jar of Jam* which I just bought a while ago.

/Jimin at the background: IT WAS MINE! YOU TOOK IT FROM ME! YOU PIECE OF SH---/

Ahh..as I was saying, I just bought it a while ago so like me, you spent money right? So be careful---*jam jar broke*

/Jimin crying in horror/

Ahhhhhhh.. Yeah. So, that's rule #2, be careful.

RULE #3: JUST BE YOUR OWN.

Act normal. You didn't know what would happen in the future right? So just be yourself. Let the things that will be broken comes into your way. *grins*

/Jungkook @ the background: Hyung have saw my laptop I was---*gasps* YOU'RE USING MY LAPTOP!
Rapmon: KOOKIE, Not now. I'm on air! I was talking to the reader. I will return it to you late.
Jungkook: Hi Reader. *winks*
Rapmon: Get outta here. Hyung, could you take this child away? He's destructing me.
Jungkook to the reader: Call me~ *got carried away by Jin*/

RULE #4: HAVE YOUR FIXER BY YOUR SIDE.

So, beside me, is Min Yoongi.. Say Hello to the Readers Hyung..

Suga: *squints* I preferred to be called Swaeg.
Rapmon: Okay.. S--WAEG? Say hello to the readers.
Suga: ANNYEONG~ SWAEG IMNIDA.. *hiphop gesture*

So, we know that ever hero has their sidekicks right?

Suga: Wait.. who's the hero? Me or you?
Rapmon: Me. So..
Suga: *pissed face*

FINE Let me rephrase that, every hero has their villain---

Suga: So, you're the villain, and I'm the--
Rapmon: -__- FINE FINE! Just shut up you're distracting me..

So if you wanna be a GOD of DESTRUCTION always have somebody who's the FIXER of your DESTRUCTION. Arrasso? Just like me. Suga hyung--

Suga: I said call me Swaeg..

--------as I was saying.. He Fixes all the things I consciously or unconsciously destroys. *smiles*

Suga: Good.. Are we done? Coz my Neck Pillow Wife is waiting for me.
Rapmon: Get outta here.

And last but not least,

 RULE #5: FUCK ALL THIS SHIT! 

YOU HAVE THE POWER.. BREAKING IS EASIER THAN FIXING THINGS. ANYWAYS, WHAT'S THE USE OF HAVING RULE #4 Right? You have your fixer by your side, so let them fix the problem. HAHA YOLO.

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SO THAT'S ALL~

AND HAVE THE AMAZING LIFE OF BEING A GOD OF DESTRUCTION.  FOR LIFE!!

PEACE.

*presses the keyboard to stop recording*

*Laptop breaks, shortcircuits*

Rapmon: Oops.

Jungkook: *screech* M---My----LAPTOP!
*shocked in horror*

Jin: NAMJOON!! WHY IS KOOKIE CRYING!!!???!!!

Jimin: *sobbing on the ground, putting his jar of jams together*
You're going to live my jams, Daddy Jimin won't let you die. You're going to live, Stay with me. T^T
*sad violin plays*

Jhope: Comeu hereu Jimineu~ Hobi willeu buyeu neweu Jamseu foreu youeu T^T
*dragging Jimin on the floor*

V: Hyung.. *tagging Suga's shirt* You're the fixer right? Fix this..

Suga: ZzZzZzzzZZ Swaeg~

/V sat down on the floor watching the chaos infront of him & Yoongi while eating popcorn/