Shadow: I don't know why your readin' this....
Crystal: Wait, your doing the A/N now?
Shadow: Yeah. Your the one dyin' for it...
Crystal: Yes! I'm going to finally know why and how your tired of something so great!! :D
*Jumps onto the bed, throws blanket over head, cuddles with a teddy bear and then pulls out a bowl full of popcorn*
Shadow: You prepared for dis?..
Crystal: Yes! It's fricking story time! :3
Shadow: Whatever, good thing your on a bed because your going to pass out from boredom...
Crystal: I'm prepared! X3
Shadow: Whatever....
Ok this all happens at school.
Zoidberg = Zale
Unicorn = Alicia
Ducky = Dylan...
It started last year, and it's still hauntin' meh! Last year my friends kept sayin' zoidberg had a crush on me and ducky had a crush on me. It was fine because it only popped up only so many times, once a friend from class, his name is Nolan, texted me,'Shadow, tell me who you like from class. Plz.' I could tell he wanted me to text back,'Zoidberg.' or,'Ducky'. But I told him the truth,'No-one.' But this year it got worse. It spreaded to other classes...
Like one day Rowan, Zale and I were walking to gym together, they had those stickers on there face. (It was those small white stickers that you put on ripped paper to fix it so then you can put it your binder) We pretend it was a disease, we named it efola. (It's simular too ebola but instead of dying and all that, it makes you.... Fabulous!) On the way, a boy with blue eyes and dirty blonde hair whispered this to me,"You and Zale look perfect together." He smirked,"What?" I asked, confused why he randomly said that. I turned around but, he was a fuckin' wizard! He disappeared!...
When we got to gym, Rowan disappeared, Zale walked over to a group of girls on a bench and freaked them out with the fake disease. I walked over to the corner of the gym, where me, Rowan, Zale and unicorn hang out and sat down. Zale randomly ran over to me,"Shadow!" He called, he stopped infront of me, he moved my hair off of my face then put one of the stickers on my forehead. Then he ran off... I was truly happy jaden, Rowan and unicorn was not there to see that...
After gym me and zale walked side by side while unicorn walked with rowan, jaden seen me and zoidberg,"Ohh! Shadow and zale love eachother!" She laughed, Kylie, who was walking next to jaden, giggled at that. I tried ignoring it....
But here's the thing, my friends ship me with others. They still ship me with ducky, just because we hang out lots, mabey to much... And you know that Angel x Ender story? The ship came from unicorn, because of what happened last year! But that's a different (and lamer) story. My friends are shipping me with four of my closest friends. Bestest thing ever -_-...
And unicorn, she does this really stupid thing. She holds up both her hands and ses,"Shadow, this is your tongue and zales tongue." Then she'll mush her hands together, while making a kissing sound. Like seriously, #GrowUp!
I know this all may seem very silly and stupid, but it gets really annoying and it's worse when you have a friend that keeps shipping you with more people. *points to Crystal*
Crystal: Hey! But true! XD
Shadow: So now you know...
Crystal: Hey shadow.
Shadow: What..
Crystal: Why did you make them say your nickname when only I call you shadow?
Shadow: You seriously don't know?
Crystal: *Shakes head* no.
Shadow: Whatever, I'm not tellin' ya...
Crystal: Fine. But shadow.
Shadow: What?..
Crystal: I found new things.... Zale/zoidberg x Ender, Dylan/Ducky x Ender and there's already Angel x Ender! Ships for days!! *laughs*
Shadow: *Face palms* I knew it! And I just love how you take the ships my friends made with me in it then put it with ender...
Crystal: Hey, the ships are cute! :3 And ender isn't back so it doesn't matter! And it's not like I'm going to make another story about an x ender.
Shadow: Wait, another? What do you mean by another?
Crystal: I might've made a story that's a emerald x ender...And that might've been the story I dared you to read.
Shadow: I thought y--- I'm not even goin' ta ask..
Crystal: Wait, what's that on your arm?
Shadow: What?..
Crystal: Take off your sweater.
Shadow: No.
Crystal: Fine, I'll do it myself! *Grabs shadow and grabs the zipper*
Shadow: Hey! Dis is my fabulous sweater! If you want it, get yer own!
Crystal: Not the time to turn into ender. *Unzips sweater and rips it off*
Shadow: Dude!
Crystal: Oh, that's what that white thing was.
Shadow: White thing?..
Crystal: Yeah, it is on your right arm!
Shadow: .... *looks at right arm* Oh, I still have it! *chuckles*
Crystal: What? Its a sticker...
Shadow: I thought this would've falln' off by now. Rowan and I made a promise too keep the disease alive. But, I didn't know I still had 'em.
Crystal: Them?
Shadow: Yeah, I have more than one. *smirks* And it's very contagious. *Puts one on crystals cheek*
Crystal: *gasps* Ahhh! *flails arms in the air like crazy* I have Ebola now!! *Runs out screaming*
Shadow: ....... '·-· It's efola, not ebola....
But before crystal causes problems, I'm going to end this A/N.
I'm out, peace!
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Wait.... Crystal still has my sweater...
