Person: Hey, which movie do you like better? Nemo or Paranormal Activity 2?
Jason<3: Uh Paranormal! DOH, Nemo is retarded!
Jason<3: Hello?
Person: Hi, this is your girlfriend's brother...I think you should hide...she was heading to your house with a baseball bat.
Jason<3: Too late..she just kicked the door down...
Person: Good luck bro
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RandomJust a collection of funny texts I don't own. THERE WILL BE SWEARING IN SOME!!!
