Dad: Hey punk, when are you coming home?
Person: LOL. I'll be back around 2. Can you keep the door unlocked please?
Dad: Hell no! I'll keep a window unlocked, but you have to figure out which one it is and try not to make the dog bark or you're grounded for a month
Person: Challenge accepted.
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RandomJust a collection of funny texts I don't own. THERE WILL BE SWEARING IN SOME!!!
