Nicole: Hey are you up?
Person: I am now -.-' What do you want?
Nicole: I can't sleep.
Person: Why?
Nicole: I wish I could sleep, but my A.D.D kicks in and basically, one sheep, two sheep, cow, turtle, duck! Ol' MacDonald had a farm! EEHHH MACARENA!!!
Person: This is why we're friends!
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Funny Texts
RandomJust a collection of funny texts I don't own. THERE WILL BE SWEARING IN SOME!!!
