Dadster: You there Shawn?
Person: Yea what up daddy-o
Dadster: I am eating your mother out at 7 tonight so you have to find your own dinner
Person: Not sure how to respond to that. Uh, have fun?
Dadster: I'm not eating her out, I'm eating her out.
Person: Oh that clears it up
Dadster: I mean taking. Well, this has been a fun chat.

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Funny Texts
RandomJust a collection of funny texts I don't own. THERE WILL BE SWEARING IN SOME!!!