BestFwend: Hey, are you okay?
Person: Yeah, I gotta black eye, it's kinda sore. So what's up?
BestFwend: I'm suspended.
Person: What! Why?
BestFwend: Cause after that girl punched you then I beat the absolute shit out of her.
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RandomJust a collection of funny texts I don't own. THERE WILL BE SWEARING IN SOME!!!
