Craig: I'm going bungee jumping in two weeks :D
Person: Oh...I would NEVER go bungee jumping!!
Craig: ...why?
Person: Because a broke rubber brought me into this world, and goddammit, it won't take me out of it!
Craig: I'm pissing myself laughing, dude. xD
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RandomJust a collection of funny texts I don't own. THERE WILL BE SWEARING IN SOME!!!
