Jakeenglish Stories

Basically everyone from Homestuck... DISCONTINUED CAUSE I'M A LAZY ASSHOLE THAT DOESN'T GO ON WATTPAD ANYMORE

Your name is Dave Strider. You're 16 years old. You have an.. Interesting career. ---- 16 year old Dave Strider is a demon hunter with his older brother, Dirk. The Stri...

This is schoolstuck. Dirk Strider is your not-so average nerd. His intelligence in robotics earned him a few teasings, which is quite cliché, yet he isn't your classic...

Literally porn with no story.

So, this is a headcanon book. You guys probably have read a lot of these so I dont really need to explain. Just, if you have a headcanon and you want it to be in here...

So I was really bored, and I had an idea like wow, let me make a story about my two otp's and make it part of a AU. Hahahno Disclaimer: I do not own Homestuck it it's c...

This is all i am good at writing. here's some fluff and smut. enjoy. #2 kankrixcronus 2-11-2020 #1 rosexkanaya. 3-13-2020 #1 eridanxsollux. 11/13/2020 #1 for dirk 1/31...

Just a jumble of random HS headcanons. Will include AUs. If you like, you can comment one or two and if I like it, I'll include it in this thing. DISCLAIMERS: HOMESTUCK...

This is the world where everyone has two eye colors. Well, At Least everyone who has a soul mate gets two eye colors. Occasionally you'll see that one rare person who is...

Plane Crash/ Survivor AU (DirkJake) After boarding a plane for a family event, Dirk and Jake reunite awkwardly after a horrible past when they realize they have to si...

Hes suppose to be my food but I can't help but feel like I need him here alive. I think I might love him a human {Ok so I'm thinking about being a writer so I would love...

a book of homestuck x reader oneshots except theyre all from a male pov coz for some reason none of those exist

One shots of Anime, YouTubers, Homestuck, Disney, DreamWorks and many more!

In this story your name is Siouxsie and it's basically you getting rejected by Dirk (homestuck)

Jake English had had a "pretty shit day". Or at least that's what he called it. - - - - - Photo credit to Ikimaru - - I don't own Homestuck or any of the char...

"i've never wanted someone so bad," he murmurs, gently cupping the others face. "don't leave." "promise?" he hesitated. -- cover art belong...

So, I decided to do various Homestuck x Readers. I will have songfics, smol scenarios, and many more. Don't be afraid to request stuff. MAYBE LEMONS/SMUTS/LIMES Mainly f...

After being stranded on a new island with strange creatures and adventures around every corner could you find love in this strange new boy. A/N: I'm hoping this story ma...

Ask the humans or trolls anything!! They'll answer, eventually. Also, keep it PG13 please.

Surprise, surprise! While you all thought I was working on Zombiestuck, I'm working on this. Such productivity.