Dirk Stories

karkat feels like his life ended when he was told he had both lung and Metastatic cancer. karkat started shutting people out and trying to fight it on his own, not wanting to hurt anyone until he meets Dave Strider. I do not own homestuck, that goes to Andrew hussie

Im too lazy for a better title. This is sorta based off a rp i did with a friend on kik. Hope ya like it. This is the 'im sorry for not writing' story i was talking about. So. Since you all like the Ereri BDSM story (which im sorry for not updating. The pics for it are somewhere on my tablet ) this story is gonna be sorta like that. Dirk is gonna torture dave... Yada yada. So yeah. Um. Hope ya guys like. Im planning a story request to be put up for story suggestions. Yeah. Heheh. Im such an awkward person.

Just some Dirk Gently Group chat conversations! These stories may have real scenes in between texts, and also none of these stories are connected unless said so, please enjoy! (PLEASE READ! These chat stories are going to mostly be Dirk and Todd stories but there will be some hints of group chats.) Ranks: Number one in #brotzly!

(y/n) (l/n) was just an average girl, living in a bleak world of grey, white, and black. She was completely color-blind, and not just the color-blind where you can't see specific colors. She could not see colors AT ALL. She wasn't the only one either. But, everything changes after she meets a certain male... -------- Yep! I decided to try out an AU for Homestuck! I got the idea off of a photo I saw online, and I'm trying to find it to credit the original user who created the writing prompt! I hope you all enjoy this silly little story I wrote in my English Class :b

Dirk Strider Where would you even BEGIN. He was a womanizer, a player of hearts if you will. He leaves a trail of broken hearts wherever he goes. And then theres you. Down to earth, an art major in college, and straight "AB" student. You happen to live next door to the douche. And while you think you are under the radar, you actually have the attention of a certain Strider.

Just a book filled with whatever oneshot I can muster. I do accept requests, either comment here of PM me whatever ship you want me to write about and I'll do it!

Deaf Dirk X John Dirk suffers from many things, being lonely and unable to listen to another. Or anything really. He is struggling and needs someone to move in with him in order to be his caretaker for after he gets his surgery to be able to hear. John works in a cafe and notices that Dirk comes in so often but never interacts with anyone. Even that he looks ever so depressingly out the window as if waiting for someone. So John does the only logical thing to do- move in. John himself, is going to college but thankfully has everything online. Which is perfect to be able to care for Dirk and help him smile. Even if it is only for a second. Finally got the source of this beautiful Picture I use for the cover. His Instagram is @jay_aye_y ✌

Two newly orphaned demon kids where picked up at the side of the road and grew up to be demon hunters. What followed was.... well I guess you'll have to read to find out.

In this book you'll meet Karma Ray and her best friends Jack and Quint. But when out of nowhere portals open up in the sky, causing monsters to be unleashed and a zombie plague to spread, the friends get separated. What will happen now that their apart? You want to find out? well read this book to find out.

They're ironic and laid back and of course very cool. But what would it be like if they gave you thier heart? Hope you enjoy the story dudes! I'm taking suggestions as to what this will be like so comment your ideas. One shots now open. Stay awesome dudes! ~L

Slight Smut Story, stridercest, And kinks. If you don't like, don't read. If you find the time to bitch at me about the fic, I will laugh mercilessly at your stupidity. Other than that, read on!

DirkJake sadstuck for ur feels

A jumbled collection of oneshots from the BBC America show Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency. Chapters will range from angsty AUs to texts conversations between the normal crew and some random characters popping up throughout. Join me on the adventure that involves getting this fandom some more content (however uncanon it can get) before they explode.

@newt_loves_tommy🇦🇷:I need a fanfic where Charlie is a jock with a cheerleader girlfriend, has internalized homophobia, a sexist father, and Dean is the gay emo punk nerd who helps him realize he's bisexual🙏👏 yes.

a bunch of random of HeadCanons I just get in my head out of no where. most of them will be SFW,, I don't know but thats just what I believe

(ok i have to rewright this because it got deleted shit)dave finds a box with 2 baby trolls will he keep them??or leave them for dead??(I had more but im way to fucking lazy)

This story is done and I mean not completed, I mean I'm done with it. I made a remake of it so please go check that one out instead, I truly despise this story and it has absolutely no plot. The new take on it is called: "A Heart Never Forgets". I promise it's MUCH better (aka it has a story, a plan, a plot, pretty good grammar compared to this nightmare of a story and it's just better). Sorry for the incovience!

Have you ever wondered somethings about the last kids on earth? Well here you are! In this book you will ask the gang anything and dare them to do whatever they want. Let's get started😈 Also, please no mature theme dares!

as the title says, this is a tlkoe x reader one-shot book! there will be cursing, violence, and mentions of drugs(jokes only though- don't do drugs kids). more info on the rules page!

Just a bunch of random fanfictions that I have started and never really finished but may. This will be a mess but there will be a lot of Homestuck ones and maybe a few ones from roleplays. Just know this will be a fuck show. Cover art is be Elentori-art from tumblr please follow her as her art is everything!