So I moved further into the country and a lot of kids I know are red necks so I decided to do this. One of my friends would get so offended if he discovered this. LOL
What do you get when you put four rednecks in one room?
A full set of teeth.
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Rebecca and David, a redneck couple from West Virginia had nine children. They went to the doctor to see about "Getting Fixed" The doctor asks why they had nine children and didn't do it sooner.
David says, "Well, doc we read that every 1 out of 10 people born in the U.S. Are Mexican and neither of us speak Spanish."
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Redneck word for today: Obama
I drank fourteen beers Obama self.
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You might be a hillbilly if you let your twelve year old daughter smoke infront of her kids at the dinner table.
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You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says "Say no to crack." And it reminds you to pull up your jeans,
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English: I love you.
Spanish: Te Amo
French: Je T'aime
Redneck: Nice Boobs.
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(slightly offensive)
A Hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.
The lawyer said, "How can I help you?"
The farmer said, "I want to get one of them dayvorces."
The lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds?"
The farmer said, "Yes, I got 40 acres"
The lawyer said, "No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?"
The farmer said, "Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays."
The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean, do you have a case?"
The farmer said, "No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere.
The lawyer said, "No, I mean, do you have a grudge?"
The farmer said, "Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere"
The lawyer said, "Does your wife beat you up or something?"
The farmer said, "No, we both get up at 4:30."
The lawyer said, "Is your wife a nagger?"
The farmer said, "No, she's a white gal. But the guy she's cheatin' on me with is one, that's why I want a dayvorce..."
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A redneck died and left his entire estate to his widow.
Trouble is, she can't touch it 'til she turns 14.
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What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?
"Hey guys! Watch this!"
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How many Rednecks does it take to eat a skunk?
Two: one to eat it and one to watch for traffic.
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Thanks for reading. :P
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Randomso uh this was written by me when I was in the 4th-6th grade. it's not that gr8 but it got an extraordinary amount of good feedback. enjoy!!
