Okay, one of these is a hint for the next 10 jokes. Inbox me if you can guess. If anyone gets it correct they will be dedicated. But only the first to get it correct.
1. Change Facebook name to "No one" Like peoples statuses.
2. Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle, Drink in public. (Bonus points if you put vanilla pudding in a mayo jar and eat it in public as well.)
3. Go to the Beach and bury metal objects that say "Get a life" on them.
4. Drown a synchronized swimmer. Sit back and watch what happens to the rest.
5. Go to a fast food place. Tape a piece of paper on the voice box that says "Broken, please yell."
6. Change name to Simon, speak in third person.
7. Put a shirt on that says "Life" Give people lemons.
8. Move to L.A. Take drugs, go to rehab, and meet a ton of celebrities!
9. Buy 67 watermelons. Tell people you're doing research for a math project.
10. Stand in a crowded elevator, Say "What a strange place for a piano." Watch as people look around.
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Jokes
Randomso uh this was written by me when I was in the 4th-6th grade. it's not that gr8 but it got an extraordinary amount of good feedback. enjoy!!
