Joke 34: Officer!

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Stabbed dude: Officer! Help! My roommate stabbed me!!

Police: Goodness! Why?!

Stabbed dude: Instead of throwing away the box of cereal, I put it back for my roommate to find and-

*Police stabs stabbed dude*

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