If We're not supposed to have a midnight snack, why is there a light in the refrigerator?
My greatest talent is watching 5 years of T.V. in a week (I managed Three years in a month... But I can do that too.)
Opening a pizza box and scrambling to find the largest piece or pizza.
They tell us to only highlight the important parts. It all looks important to me!
"H3y Wh@t$ r0ng?" Obviously your education...
I've been texting you all day, you've done SOMETHING right.
I still get irrationaly exited for school supply shopping.
Deleting photos on my phone is like deleting memories and I can't handle that sort of thing.
My heart says yes, but my Mom says no.
Don't you hate it when you offer someone food and they ACTUALLY say yes?
Thanks!
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Jokes
Randomso uh this was written by me when I was in the 4th-6th grade. it's not that gr8 but it got an extraordinary amount of good feedback. enjoy!!
