Most of these are from the same chapter so lol
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"Wait, a talking pig?"
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"I WAS dead. "
"Well you're not anymore. "
"Fair enough. "
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"If Noir is a detective does that make him a spy-der?"
"I don't know if I would be offended or... "
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"He gave me a friend and sarcasm. He has won my affection. Say 'hi' Karen."
"Hi!"
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"I kinda got snapped out of the universe. Just a little bit. "
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"Guys, it fine. It's just my friend Gwen. She's from another universe. "
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"Ahh skee skee mother fucker! Ahh skee skee god damn! "
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"Fuck you. "
"Yes please do fuck me. "
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"Peter is the sweetest boy you'll ever meet. " Tony said smiling. Then they walked into the room to hear:
"We have three projects, nine essays and seven presentations due tomorrow. It’s time to suffer, right Peter?"
"Aunt May didn’t raise no bitch, it’s time to gain this grain " Peter said, chugging three red bulls. "Oh hi Mr. Stark! "
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Spider-man And The Avengers One-Shots
Fanfictionincluding: Team Red aka Deadpool, Daredevil and Spider-man The Avengers Loki Shuri The Defenders (Netflix Marvel Universe) Ned Flash MJ Pepper Pots DC Character Random people in classrooms and other people I can't remember right now
