Harry Potter text messages

Dumbledore has a Facebook?!

Thank you all so much for getting this story to 175 reads!! That's insane. (for me at least, don't judge people)

I hope you like this one!

I'm going to start trying to update at least once a week, unless I'm super busy.

Read, Vote, Follow, Share!

-Smurfyminion

Who has taken on a new name, captain Amazing, therefore,

Lots of Love,

Captain Amazing

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Harry has changed his status to: I'm so fancy! You don't even know! I'm on a quest! To defeating Voldemort!

Voldemort: Harry that hurts my feelings!

Harry: too bad, moldy voldy!

Bellatrix: stop being so mean to my master

Harry: I will not!

Ron: yeah!

Hermione: yeah!

Dumbledore: I don't understand you children and your social media sites.

Harry: Dumbledore?

Ron: Dumbledore?

Hermione: Dumbledore?

Draco: Dumbledore?

Seamus: Dumbledore?

Dean: Dumbledore?

Ginny: Dumbledore?

Fred: Dumbledore?

George: Dumbledore?

McGonagal: Dumbledore?

Dumbledore: What? Wait, Minerva, you have a Facebook?

McGonagal: I have it to monitor the children's profiles. Besides, it's quite fun having a Facebook account.

Harry: I can't believe you have a Facebook, Dumbledore. Now I feel old. I need to delete my account.

Dumbledore: thanks Harry, that makes me feel very young.