Harry Potter text messages

Update

HOORAY IM UPDATING🎉

Okay I hope you enjoy this update. :)

AKC🎀

•••••
Harry: what words rhyme with hello?

Ron: jello

Hermione: why?

Harry: because I'm writing a poem. Duh💁🏼

Hermione: okay....😂

Harry: we should say words that rhyme!

Ron: Snail mail

Harry: nat cat

Hermione: pretentious vengeance

Harry: poop scoop

Ron: 😂 wart snort

Hermione: loose goose

Harry: weight crate

Voldemort: RON'S POOPY DIAPER!

Harry: your IQ level seems to be equivalent to a fly's Voldemort.

Hermione: that is true👌🏼

Voldemort: BOOTY AND THE BEAST

Ron: The beast has a booty? What?

Hermione: it's a fairy tale, Ron.

Ron: oh... Umm... Yeah, Voldemort your IQ level is -17.

Voldemort: I WANNA BUCKET FULL OF ALLIGATOR SOUP CARROT TOP BOY

Harry: that can be provided when you get a brain.
•••••
Hehe very very stupid but these are so fun to writeeeeee. 💗

Hope you liked it loves👍🏼

Anica✌🏼️