Harry Potter text messages

Ron Weasley text messages :)

Ron: is it just me or is lavender hot?

Harry: it's just you, dude

Ron: are you sure? She's really cute, I want to kiss her Harry, I feel like I need to

Harry: the only thing you need to do is go to a mental home Ron

Ron: stop it, you're just jealous

Harry: if I were jealous, I would actually have to like her

Ron: good point

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Harry: I'm trying to think of a good nick-name for voldemort

Ron: voldie

Harry: I'm thinking moldy-voldy

Ron: Nice, Harry, what would a good nickname for me be

Harry: Ronnie Wonnie

Ron: not cool, man

Harry: right, you can get back at me I guess then

Ron: your new name is hottie pottie

Harry: that sounds like something girls would say when theyre in love with me

Ron: fine, since you asked, here's a new nickname, warry wotter

Harry: thats a stupid name

Ron: that's kind of what I was going for warry wotter

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Ron: hermione, do you think I'm a pig

Hermione: Duh, what did you think I thought of you? A fierce tiger?

Ron: oh, why do you text so perfectly

Hermione: Like what?

Ron: like the capitalization and question marks and everything

Hermione: I'm surprised you knew how to spell capitalization, Ron.

Ron: lovely

Hermione: Just don't take it personally

Ron: I've learned not to

Hermione: See, you capitalized I've and put an apostrophe in there.

Ron: that was auto correct

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Ron: when I walk out of the school, this is what i see

Harry: not again

Ron: a bunch of pretty girls starring at me

Harry: seriously dude

Ron: you got a wand in your hand and you ain't afraid to produce a patronus

Harry: stop it!!'

Ron: I'm potter and you know it

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