Snape's text messages :)

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Snape: Draco, do you have a plan on how to torture Potter?

Draco: Duh!

Snape: What is the plan, Draco?

Draco: I'm going to stun him, then steal his wand, and hide it in a broom closet

Snape: Nice

Draco: Thanks

Snape: Just kidding, your plan could be a whole lot stronger. Your homework is to strengthen your plan

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Snape: Minerva, I need you to give Potter more detention

Minerva: No, he has been good lately

Snape: I already gave him double detention this week! :(

Minerva: Fine, I'll try to get him in trouble, but under one condition, you give him the detention

Snape: Nooooooooooo! >(

Minerva: What was that icon

Snape: A mad one

Minerva: it doesn't look like that!

Snape: Look who's talking, at least I use icons

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Snape: Potter, you've got double detention!

Harry: I didn't do anything

Snape: So what? I like tormenting you, and that's no excuse!

Harry: What?

Snape: My office. Friday night. 6:30. Sharp

Harry: Whatever

Snape: No periods! Triple detention!

Harry: Uggghhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Snape: Get over it Potter.

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Snape: Haha going to the Caribbean! You don't get to go!!!! See ya dumbos

Ron: I get to go to London

Snape: I don't care I'm in London every day

Ron: I get to go to Romania sometime soon 😃

Snape: whatever 😭

Snape: whoops wrong emoji 😂

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