DUMB THINGS TO LAUGH ABOUT

Pick Up Lines

My of these pick up lines are sexual and can be viewed as offensive you have been warned😘
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✨Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
✨I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you 
✨Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got some nice buns
✨Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids
✨Hey, give me your car keys… coz’ you're driving me crazy
✨Does this rag smell like chloroform?

✨No ring? You should be someone's husband/wife
✨I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
✨If I told you I was UPS would you let me handle your package
✨Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night
✨Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes
✨I'm not staring at your boobs, I'm staring at your heart 

✨Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
✨Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock
✨Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if it bad, it still pretty darn good
✨That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
✨Well, here I am. So what are your other two wishes
✨You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case
✨Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy. 
✨My couch might pull out but I don't *dont forget to wink*
✨You can't spell "Thrust" without "us" 

✨I'm a zombie. Can I eat you out
✨Hi, I'm a burgular... and I'm gonna smash your back door in 
✨Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual 
✨Are you made of skittles, because I wanna taste the rainbow. 
✨The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement 
✨I'm not Rapunzel, but I'll still let you pull my hair 

*sorry*
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Hey guys
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY
If you use these please prepare to be slapped
If you have any request or anything message me
It is currently 1:06 am so goodnight