What the Signs Are Always Sluts For:
Aries: Netflix.
Taurus: Guy Fieri.
Gemini: Fall Out Boy.
Cancer: Memes.
Leo: Collarbones.
Virgo: Food.
Libra: Coffee.
Scorpio: EVERYTHING. God, chill.
Sagittarius: Music.
Capricorn: Knitting.
Aquarius: Shrek.
Pisces: Books.
