The Signs Drunk

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The Signs Drunk:

Aries: Loud, sloppy, sexual, prone to doing stupid things.

Taurus: Is way too happy and tells everyone they look pretty.

Gemini: Risk-taking, sexual and flirtatious.

Cancer: Tells bad jokes, very loud and flirtatious, then gets really weepy.

Leo: The King/Queen of sloppy drunks, slurs, vomits on people and falls down a lot.

Virgo: Is either REALLY LOUD or gets quieter and quieter until they pass out.

Libra: EXTREMELY flirtatious, overly friendly, basically themselves but times ten thouuuuuuuuuuusand.

Scorpio: Gets hella turned up and fun, then ends crying about their love life and passing out.

Sagittarius: Loud and risk-taking, possibly an angry drunk.

Capricorn: Is really good at hiding the fact they're drunk... Well, until they puke on you.

Aquarius: Super weird, super hilarious, does a whole lot of stupid shit.

Pisces: Huggy and nice, flirtatious, then gets really sad or possibly angry.

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