The Signs Drunk:
Aries: Loud, sloppy, sexual, prone to doing stupid things.
Taurus: Is way too happy and tells everyone they look pretty.
Gemini: Risk-taking, sexual and flirtatious.
Cancer: Tells bad jokes, very loud and flirtatious, then gets really weepy.
Leo: The King/Queen of sloppy drunks, slurs, vomits on people and falls down a lot.
Virgo: Is either REALLY LOUD or gets quieter and quieter until they pass out.
Libra: EXTREMELY flirtatious, overly friendly, basically themselves but times ten thouuuuuuuuuuusand.
Scorpio: Gets hella turned up and fun, then ends crying about their love life and passing out.
Sagittarius: Loud and risk-taking, possibly an angry drunk.
Capricorn: Is really good at hiding the fact they're drunk... Well, until they puke on you.
Aquarius: Super weird, super hilarious, does a whole lot of stupid shit.
Pisces: Huggy and nice, flirtatious, then gets really sad or possibly angry.
