Not a Hero but a Merc (Deadpool Male Reader X BNHA Vol. 1) [Completed]

Chapter 22: All Might vs. Noumu while Deadpool's in commentary!

(Y/N)'s POV

Currently we're in a middle of a standoff. Four young and handsome diligent hero of the school-

Which is Todoroki, Izuku, Kirishima and us!

-Grumpy bomb and All Might all together to beat of this so call League of Villains. That's a weak name for a villains group to be honest. Nothing can beat Injustice League or Salem's team WTCH.

"A freeze attack!" All Might questioned as he got out from Noumu's gripped and stand with four of us while Bakugou still holding Kuro on the floor.

"You pinned down our revolving door..." Handy Manny commented as he looked at Bakugou under that hand. "Well now...this is quite the pinch..."

"Just as I thought, this prick was never all that sharp!" Bakugou grinned at the black mist. "If the shadow-mist were your true form and you had no actual body, then why would you have call any attack 'dangerous'"

"Man, this Bakugou cracks the case!" I gaped my mouth in shock. "I forget...his actually genius under that scowl of his face."

"I heard that!" he then looked down at the villain. "Don't you move! The second you so much as twitch, I'll load you with a nice little explosion right here, right now!"

"Not a very heroic line there, buddy..." Eijiro commented at Bakugou's words.

"We've been cornered, and what's more, you're all nearly unscathed." Handy Manny says. "Man, I have to hand it to the kids these days...At this rate the villain alliance will be a laughing-stock."

Hah! Hand puns.

"We sure can be handful eh?" I smirked at the messy haired villain.

"Noumu, go ahead and finish Explosion Boy over there." Handy Manny ordered the black bird monster. "We're rescuing our revolving door."

As been told, the monster stood up from the arching position. He breaks the ice around, destroying half of its iced body with it. However, the monster stills standing up on its one feet as all of us was shock by it.

"Wait, how is he moving?" Izuku questioned. "Didn't half of his body snap away?!"

"Stand back, all of you!" All Might raise his arm, asking for us to stay behind him. "What the-Wasn't his quirk a 'Shock Absorption' quirk?"

"I never said that was the full extent of his abilities." Handy Manny explains. "As you can see, he's also got 'Hyper Regeneration'. Noumu is a human sandbag artificially crafted to the height of physical fitness to the height of physical fitness in order to withstand your 100%." He then looked at me behind those 'mask' of his "I have to give it to the red mercenary as a thank you for the splendid idea for this ability..."

"Fuck you!" I shouted in anger as I flipped him off. "That's 'Deadpool' copyrights own! You will be hearing 'Objection' from my lawyer!"

[Well, you're father was truly was a great essences in this particular project of Noumu.] The British voiced from the walkie-talkie, startling me about the information about my farther. [Did you think that your Quirk is genetically been given by your father?]

"What?"

[Your father was genetically engineered in a project solely named as Weapon X. He was a masterpiece of my late father creation...But sadly, he rampage his way out of the lab and be a darned hero. What a shame.]

"Project X?" All Might muttered in confusion. He then realized what the British man says as he glared at the orange-black mercenary. "I remember..."