Not a Hero but a Merc (Deadpool Male Reader X BNHA Vol. 1) [Completed]

Chapter 18: President Deadpool?

(Y/N)'s POV

I know that I love attention as Deadpool....but this is just fucking ridiculous! I looked at my side as bunch of interviewer from various TV station all asking about the same fucking question that I rather stabs a knife in my head to go into fantasy land...maybe fuck a unicorn...I digress.

"What's your opinion on All Might teaching at Yuuei?" One of the reporter asked.

"I don't care." I replied with a scowl on my face. "I just came to learn..."

"What kind of lesson that All Might teaches?"

"I don't know...Geometry?" Okay, that's actually weird to see a buffed superhero teaches about Earth...why do I feel like that me from another universe will have a story about him dating with planets? My awareness is broken...

"Hey, aren't you the kid who lost and arm in the during the sludge accident?"

"Yeah, I got a robotic arm with vibrating function. Want to test it?"

The reporter girl blushed before I made my way into the school as Uncle Aizawa dismissed all of them all outside. I looked behind me and saw that one of them tries to get in until a giant metal door closed it on them.

"Aren't that overboard?" I pointed out at Uncle Aizawa as we both walk towards the class.

"Well, if it's to stop those reporters coming in? Then yes. It is overboard. Why you're late kid?" Aizawa asked me with tired eyes.

"All Nighters...searching clues about Karma..."

"You too, huh?"

"Yup...want to go grab some coffee?"

"Sure..."

[Le timeskip by Chibi (Y/N) and Chibi Aizawa drinking coffee together]

"Hope you're rested from yesterday's battle trial." Aizawa said, eyeing the papers on his hand. "Good work all of you, I saw the videotapes. I took the liberty of looking at your marks in the evaluation."

Aizawa then looked at Bakugou. "Bakugou, you're talented individual stop acting like a 7-year-old kid. You making (L/N) looks more mature then you."

"HEY!" I was triggered when hearing that from Aizawa.

"You're wasting your own talent." He reproached the boy, who looked down, with a hardened expression.

"I know..." Bakugou muttered with a click of his tongue.

"And you, are you always planning on destroying your arm, Midoriya?" Izuku startled from hearing his name being called. "I've said it before, don't make me say it a third time."

If it's for us, you already shoot him.

But since Izuku is our Bestie, we let it slide! Maybe spank his butt a bit.

I deadpanned from what Wade just said. Seriously, if I'm going for a Yaoi route, I'll go for Alfonso...

What? Is that mean you're-

"Liking a trap doesn't make you gay..."I muttered slowly, well not low enough as I swear that Momo blushed when she looks at me. Shit...I made a bad impression on her...

You already did...

You suck on conversing with the ladies.

"Shut up..." I sighed as I planted my face on the desk.

"Now let's go on with a homeroom notices." Aizawa then scratched his head. "I'm sorry to have to spring this on you all, but..."

As he trailed off, I can sense that he's glaring at us with a severe expression, probably making my classmates worry.