Not a Hero but a Merc (Deadpool Male Reader X BNHA Vol. 1) [Completed]

Chapter 19: Ultimate Space to Jam! (Yes, that's the real name for that place)

(Y/N)'s POV

7:35 AM...Wednesday...I was supposed to arrive at school by now..."BUT THIS MUTHERFUCKER! WHAT ARE YOU? THE JUGGERNAUT?"

"Don't even think of giving chase, 'heroes' or I give this chump a bone-crusshing!"

"Sorry-" I tried to wriggle myself out of this man. Man, this guy hugs like Hulk! "I don't do man!"

"You're charged with serial larceny and murder, Vihara Headgear!" Mount Lady says as she held her right arm.

"He's strong and fast...try anything to keep him close!" Kamui shouted as he fall down to the ground.

I then laugh out loud earning attention from the heroes and villain. "Vihara Headgear? Man, you name is worse than the Juggernaut!" I then pulled out something, making everyone shocked by it. "Here's a present for ya!"

"WHAT THE-" I pressed the trigger of a grenade launcher, well, it just a smoke pellets, not real. "MY EYES!"

"Eat blades you motherfucker!" I took out my katana and slash his hand, leaving a big stump in his right arm as he bleeding from it. "Aw man, should've wear red! NOT AGAIN!"

"GAAGH!" I then looked at the family who was scared of me. "Don't worry, you guys. Run away..."

"YOU WILL PA-"

"MISSOURI SMASH!" All Might came from behind and hit him from the back, taking him down easily. "For I happened to pass by on my way to-GAGH BLOOD!"

"Sup, All Right!" I wiped my katana with my already ruined shirt. I took off the jacket and threw it by the side. "Don't worry, I don't need a HAND!"

"..." He silently smiled at me.

"Too soon? Okay..." I was about to walk to the school before looking back at All Might. "Hey, can you ride-"

He jumps away from the place, leaving me alone. "At least give me a piggyback ride, goddammit! I'm going to be late! FUCK!" I was about to run but someone pulled me into a car. "Eh?"

"I bring you there...." Mount Lady sighed as she drove the car. I looked at her weirdly as she turns red when she notice me staring at her. "What? Being a hero doesn't mean I don't have a car! I'm not superfast you know!"

"Right....Why help me? Shouldn't you helped your boyfriend down there on the road?" I pointed out at Kamui as we made our way to my school.

She blushed a bit. "His not my boyfriend...So, Yuuei huh?"

"What's the matter about it?"

"You don't look like the guy who will be in that kind of school you know. All your action including today resolve into one mean guy that can turn into villain."

"Wow...Didn't know all superheroes are goody two shoes." I deadpanned at her as she giggles.

"You know, I became a hero because idolizes a person." She smiled.

"All Might?" I pulled out a water bottle from my bag.

"Not that overly buffed man...Titania..."

I almost chocked on water after hearing that name. Damn! Why it always has to be mom.

"Are you okay?!"

I coughed out a little while waving my hand. "Nah...I'm good..."

"Geez, not every Heroes is about man you know..."

"I know...about that..." I sighed before seeing the door of my school. "Ah, its look like we arrive to the destination. Thanks for the ride..."

"You're welcome." She smiled as she pulled out to the front as I immediately got out using the window and run towards the door. "Good luck!"