Not a Hero but a Merc (Deadpool Male Reader X BNHA Vol. 1) [Completed]

Chapter 21: Being Deadpool!

(Y/N)'s POV

I reloaded my guns for skirmish back at the center of the USJ while looking at the motorcycle been given by Momo. I was about to turn back but was slap in the face by the said girl.

"Don't thinking about peeking on me, perv." Momo scolded. "I did this to give you mobility to go back to the fight. Don't force me to take it from you because of your stupidity."

"Got that..." I sighed before getting on it. "I already seen once, it's still in my head."

Momo flushed in red as she cover up her chest area in shame. Kyouka sighed as she pulled out up my knife and stabbed it in my head.

"YOUCH!" I shouted in pain...and suddenly I can see images of cute unicorn, butterfly and double rainbow in the sky. "Oh look! It's Cutiepie flying in the sky! HEY!"

"Okay, he became crazier when stabbed in head...good to know..." Kyouka pulled the knife back as I gain back my sanity...if I have one that is. "Better?"

I looked at the girl in black with a glare before taking the knife from her. "Don't ever do that again...I just saw a pony fucking a Power Ranger. It ain't beautiful."

"Duly noted."

"Now, girls. Get back to the other classmates." I then glanced at still fainted Kaminari on the ground, probably traumatized by me. "And bring back Denki with you gals. I need to go more villain slaying."

"Are you sure taking on the villains with your...previous condition? You could gone berserk once more." Momo looked at me, must be concerned about her president which is me.

"Don't worry."

"What people gonna view you if you going down this...mercenary path?" Kyouka asked with a serious look before glancing at the corpse still on the ground.

I stayed silent a bit before revving up the motorcycle. "I'm not a hero...I'm a mercenary." I then grinned at them before putting on my mask. "Remember that...GERONIMO!" I shouted in glee as I drove the motorcycle down the cliff as both of the girls looked at me with a smile.

[Plays the music readers! GO ELTON!]

"His something..." Momo giggled a bit.

"Yeah...his a...good friend." Kyouka smirked as she glanced at still fainted Denki. "Who going to carry him?"

Momo then widened her eyes in shock before gritting her teeth in anger. "Deadpool!"

How the hell you heard them from distant?

"Protagonist power and 4th Wall Breaking at its finest!"

Use it at its fullest potential, my boy.

"Like a stuntman turn spirit of vengeance, 'Hell hath no fury like a mercenary riding on a motorcycle!'" I shouted as I pulled out a chain and wrapped on of villains with it. "Atta boy!"

That's not his quote...

I pulled the said villain as I wrapped the remaining chain on back of motorcycle. I pulled out two chainsaw and wrapping it with duct tape on the handle of the bike while maneuvering it with my leg.

Duct tape?

"Hey, I learn this from 'Guide for Zombie Apocalypse for Dummy' by Ellis." I poured oil at that villain who was still dragged by me as the sparks on the chain starts fire on him. "Rule 420: Use duct tape to reinforce your weapons on everything. You can even make a lightsaber out of it!"