Not a Hero but a Merc (Deadpool Male Reader X BNHA Vol. 1) [Completed]

Chapter 6: The Promise

(Y/N)'s POV

"WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!" Midoriya yells at me.

Izuku and I were walking home after betting our hero career. Since that, the green haired boy was bombarding me with comments on my doing. In my mind, I know that we will pass the entrance exam and of course on my case it wil be a walk in a park because of my skills and Quirk....but on the second thought...I don't know about my bestie which make my bet turn into zero chance...

"Relax Izuku!" I reassured him. "It's not like we're going to lose to Bomberman."

"THAT'S NOT THE POINT (N/N)CHAN!" Okay, that's kinda cute when he called me that and kinda adorable too.

Can't wait for him to call me Wade-chan!

I don't see that happening.

Fuck you Morgan! Don't ruin my dreams!

Wow, you have a dream?

Fuck you too, (Y/N)

"Look Izuku." I grabbed both of his shoulders as he looks me in the eyes. "I promised to help you with getting in Yuuei and I always keep my promises....well...most of them...I think..."

Izuku stares confusedly at what I said in the last part as I sighed and put my right around his shoulders as we walk again.

"(N/N)chan, how can you help me? I'm quirkless..." He sadly said.

"And yet, you still plainng on entering?" I said to him as he shyly looks down and nodded. "Buddy, you're smart and I'm sure you can pass it!"

The walk was quiet, and it's killing me....

"Do you know how to use a gun?" I asked the green haired boy.

"No!" He looks at me and shakes his head. "Why would you ask me that?"

"No reason!" I wave my hand at him. There's no way I'm making you a killer, Midoriya.

Then why asked him?

I was planning on turning Izuku into Batman.

But, Batman doesn't use guns. Besides, he doesn't kill.

Tell that to the writers of Superman V Batman.

"Any other ideas?" Izuku asked me.

"Well, I'm thinking of making you do a 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats and run 10 kilometer every single day..."

"W-WHAT KIND OF TRAINING METHOD IS THAT?!" He was shocked with my idea.

"I head that when you complete this, you can defeat any enemies with a single punch!"

"Wow, really!?" His eyes then sparkled.

"Yeah...but it's gonna take three years to do it," I told him.

"EEEEEEEEH?!"

"Plus, you might go bald..."

"B-B-BALD!?" Izuku must have imagined himself as a bald man. I covered my mouth to stop me from bursting out of laughter. I quickly composed myself and adjusted my collar.

"Yeah...So, I'll crossed that out..."

"What next?" Izuku asked me.

"Build you a futuristic suit of armor that can shoot laser beam and carries an anti-tank missile!"

"Wouldn't cause you a billion of yen to build?"

"Yeah...besides, you aren't a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist. How about you expose yourself into a gamma rays?"