Cancer shot up, out of bed the next morning. For some reason there was a wall of pillows between her and Taurus. She shrugged and excitedly ripped the curtains open.
It was raining.
Cancer's shoulders slumped. She was so excited to go outside.
Leaving the other two to sleep in, Cancer walked to the living room.
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Cancer stopped and stared at the fire signs. "What are you guys doing?"
All the cushions from the two couches were stacked on top of each other, with Sagittarius on the top of the cushion tower.
Sagittarius moved a few black strands of hair out of his face. "Shhhhh!"
Cancer noticed the two zodiacs, sleeping on their cushion-less couches. "How did you get the cushions from under Scorpio and Capricorn without waking them up? Especially Scorpio."
Aries shrugged and leaned against the cushion tower. "I don't know. They must've been tired."
Leo's eyes widened. "Aries, wait-"
The tower of cushions fell over from where Aries leaned against it. Sagittarius screamed as he fell down.
Scorpio shot up and quickly scanned her surroundings. "Alright, who did this?" she angrily pointed to the cushions.
"LEO!" screamed Aries and Sagittarius.
"SAGITTARIUS!" screamed Leo.
"What are you idiots screaming about this time?" Capricorn woke up. Then she sighed. "Put the cushions back right now."
Cancer heard footsteps walk up behind her.
"What's going on?" whispered Pisces.
Cancer pointed to the cushions. "The idiots were being idiots again."
Pisces furrowed his brow. "Bit I thought Aqua, Libra and Virgo were the idiots."
"No. The idiots are the monkeys and the fire signs, since the fire signs always make stupid mistakes. Although, the trophy for stupid mistakes will always go to Aquarius and Virgo..."
"Whatcha saying about me?" Virgo put his arms around Cancer and Pisces.
"AHHHH!" both water signs jumped, catching everyone's attention.
"What's going on?" asked Capricorn.
Leo looked down the hallway. "It's just Virgo bothering Pisces and Cancer."
Capricorn sighed. "Great. Another idiot showed up."
Scorpio smiled. "I guess he came to see his sister."
Aries and Virgo looked confused while everyone else (they were all in on the joke) laughed.
"Virgo has a sister?" Aries' eyebrows rose. "She must be hideous."
Virgo looked around. "Why are you all laughing? Of course if I had a sister, I'd get all the good looks."
"That's not why we're laughing," laughed Pisces.
Cancer looked at Scorpio. "I still don't understand the joke. Why are they-"
Pisces covered her mouth. "Don't say it. It's funnier if they don't know."

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