A/N: Hi guys! I still have my meth... oops I mean math exam left but I had enough extra time to publish a new chapter 🙂
Christmas music played throughout the house. The zodiacs woke up and ran downstairs.
"All these gifts? For me?" asked Leo while putting a hand on his heart.
"Yeah. Look at that gift over there, it looks like it's full of coal," said Aries.
"Which present? The lumpy shaped one? Because that one has YOUR name on it Aries," said Scorpio. Aries frowned and Leo chuckled.
"Aww looks like my Christmas wish didn't come true," said Virgo.
"How do you know?" asked Aquarius.
"Because you're still here," joked Virgo.
"Virgo that was mean! We should throw him into the snow for being mean," said Libra.
"When can we open presents?" asked Cancer.
"As soon as everyone gets down here," replied Capricorn.
"Who are we missing?" asked Taurus.
"Were missing Sagittarius," said Sagittarius.
"Let's see... we're missing Pisces," said Gemini.
"I'm here! Sorry guys I was having a really good dream and I didn't want to wake up," said Pisces. Then everyone started opening their presents.
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By the time everyone was finished there was wrapping paper thrown all over the living room floor. Calypso was sleeping in her new bed while cuddling a piece of shredded wrapping paper. Everyone was smiling and having fun when all of the sudden a trumpet blared through the house. Everyone looked to see Gemini playing a trumpet that was invincible.
"Ahahaha I have unlimited power," said Gemini.
"Alright, which one of you gave Gemini a trumpet THAT WE CAN'T DESTROY?!?" asked Libra.
"I did," said Sagittarius while shooting confetti out of his new confetti gun.
"I gave him that," said Gemini.
"Uh oh. Maybe we should of put restrictions on what we can buy each other," said Cancer.
"Alright! Who gave me this?" asked Aquarius while holding up a pack of diapers. All of the sudden Virgo and Libra started laughing so hard that they were crying.
"H... his... idea," said Virgo who could barely speak because he was laughing so hard.
"Oh look. The words 'baby Aqwa' are written across the box," said Taurus.
Leo smirked. "Hey wouldn't those diapers be more useful if we gave them to Libra? Because him and Cap might have a baby-"
"Get him Scorpio!" ordered Capricorn. Then Scorpio jumped on Leo's back and started punching him.
"HELP I'M BEING ATTACKED BY A WILD ANIMAL!" screamed Leo.
"Meh, you deserved it," said Pisces.
"How dare you compare me to a wild animal? We all know I'm much worst," whispered Scorpio in Leo's ear. Then she continued attacking him.
"What a joyful time of the year!" announced Aries.
"AHHH NOT THE NIPPLES!" screamed Leo.
"SAY YOU'RE SORRY TO CAPPY AND I'LL STOP!"

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