Sans: who?
B.P.: *walks in* *sees Sans* Well, f*ck me.
Sans: *looks over* ohhhhh, you mean the kiddo that got pants'd by some MTT brand burgers while tryin' to impress some girls!
B.P.: ...Kill me now.
Sans: now, what kind of attitude is that?
B.P.: The kind that wants to hang myself tonight. *takes out cigarette*
Sans: na'ah'ah, no smokin' with a kid in the house.
Frisk: *pops around the corner and waves* *leaves*
B.P.: *rolls eyes* Well isn't that just GREAT.
Sans:....anyways, let's get on with this.
B.P.: Sure, whatever.
Sans: *sighs* sorry, kiddos, i'm not really into this guy, he's...
B.P.: *writing "kill me" on the wall*
Sans:*blinks concerned*....not my type.
B.P.: *grunts* This ship makes me want to go to h*ll, but then I remember I ran out of vacation days....
Sans:.....*slowly walks out of room*
B.P.:.....Oh, I just LOVE my life.
BurgerPants' Rating:
If a skeleton f*cking me side-ways could get me to h*ll, I'd do it in a soul-beat. 1/20HP
Sans' Rating:
.....he scares me. 0/20HP

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Undertale Characters React to Ships
FanfictionOkay, so basically, I'm going to try to take any canon clues I can find to come up with their reactions to the ship. It will follow the same order as my own opinions if you want to compare or something, xD. But this is all for fun! I don't even know...