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Me: Well, since no one asked them anything...for the 200 mark, I'm just gonna let them go crazy with each other. *dumps them all out of the trash can* Hope this is entertaining, my turtles!

Frisk:....So what do we do exactly?

Sans: *shrug* beats me, kiddo.

Papyrus: LET'S PLAY A GAME!

Sans: like what, bro?

Papyrus: LET'S PLAY....TRUTH OR DARE!

Undyne: Heck yeah! I'm in!

Alphys: M-me too!

Sans: heh, why not.

Frisk: I LOVE THIS GAME!

Papyrus: SO THAT'S FIVE PEOPLE!

Frisk: ME FIRST! ME FIRST!

Papyrus: NYEH, OKAY HUMAN!

Frisk: PAPY! Truth or Dare?

Papyrus: TRUTH!

Frisk: Why do you wear that scarf all the time, even without your battle body?

Papyrus: OH, UM... WELL, MY BROTHER MADE IT FOR ME WHEN WE WERE LITTLE... AND I GUESS I JUST GOT ATTACHED TO IT.

Undyne: Wait...*turns to Sans* You sew?

Sans:...erm...yeah?

Undyne:...GREAT! 'CAUSE I RIPPED MY SHIRT WHEN ME AND ALPHYS WERE-

Sans: okay, no need to continue! i'll just fix it.

Undyne:...GREAT!

Papyrus: NYEH! MY TURN! ALPHYS, DARE OR THE TRUTH!?

Alphys: D-dare...

Papyrus: I DARE YOU TO....DO A HEADSTAND FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE!

Alphys: U-um...I-I'll try! * goes on head * *falls over ten seconds later*...O-oops...

Undyne: *snickers*

Sans: heh, longer than i could last.

Alphys: Heheh... ummmm, U-Undyne! Truth or Dare?

Undyne: DARE!

Alphys: *Evil glare* I dare you to b-brush your teeth in f-front of everyone!

Undyne:....I hate you so much. * leaves to go get toothbrush* * comes back*

Everyone: - s t a r e -

Undyne: * awkwardly begins brushing her teeth* *makes a complete mess *

Frisk: * snicker *

Undyne: *spits tooth paste into cup and wipes off mouth * SHUT IT, NERD! Just for that, Frisk, Truth or Dare!?

Frisk: Uhhh, truth?

Undyne: Who do you have a crush on?! And don't you dare say-

Frisk: no one.

Undyne:...YOU HAVE TO SAY SOMEONE!

Frisk: ...Someone. *winks*

Undyne: *fuming*

Sans: *laughs*

Papyrus:...I DON'T GET IT.

Sans: * crying from laughing* i'm so proud right now!

Frisk: You have taught me well sansai. *mini bow*

Sans: *can't even handle himself*

Undyne: *eye roll* Whatever, just pick someone, punk.

Frisk: *giggles* Sans! Truth or Dare?

Sans:*finally recuperates* dare.

Frisk: *wicked grin* I DARE YOU TO KISS, MOM!

Sans:*blinks*....come again?

Frisk: I. dare. you. to. kiss. mom!

Sans:*nervous sweat*.....heh heh, come on kid, you're joking, right?

Frisk: Nope.

Sans:...

Frisk: HEY MOMMMM~ WE NEEEED YOU~

Sans: *frozen*

Toriel: Yes my child, do you need something?

Frisk: No...but Sans does~

Sans: *flips hood over his head* no i don't.

Frisk: *sing-song voice* Yes, you do~

Undyne/Alphys/Papyrus: *On the edge of their seats*

Toriel: *bends over to Sans* Sans, what on earth is it?

Frisk: *snicker*

Sans: *small blush* tori, you're making it worse.

Toriel: Sans, you can just-

Sans: *quickly pecks her lips* *covers face embarrassed*

Toriel:-ask....oh? Oh my, Sans I-

Sans: *quickly blurts* i hate you so much, kid.

Frisk: Love you too, Sans.

Toriel:...I'm at a loss.

Undyne: Don't worry Toriel, the bonehead was dared to and he decided to get all worked about about it.

Sans: *snaps up and glares* you're the one who got worked up over brushing your teeth, i wouldn't be talking.

Undyne: Whatever.

Toriel: *bursts into laughter*

Sans: h-hey! what's so funny?

Toriel: *shakes her head at him* Oh nothing.

Asgore: *watching from the other room with a box of tissues*


Me:....Uh....HAPPY 200! * blows noise maker*...BYE!


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