UnderTAIL

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A special reaction for the big 500 we hit awhile ago....and for now hitting 69 votes.... *LENNY*


Random Turtle: *Types in "Undertail" on the laptop and hits "enter"* *taps Flowey* *disappears*

Flowey: HEY! WHO POKED M- *sees laptop*....WHAT THE--HAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!

Frisk: *walks in* Flowey? What are you laughing at?

Flowey: FRISK! LOOK AT THIS! HAHAHAHHA

Frisk: *looks at the screen* *turns pale*

Flowey: What? You don't think it's funny?

Frisk: *takes in deep breath*.....*screams bloody-murder* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Sans: *on the couch* *wakes up from the screaming* ....kid? what are you yelling about? *yawns*

Frisk: *stares at him blankly*....

Sans:....what?

Frisk: *high-pitched squeaks*

Sans:????

Chara: *walks in* Mamma told me to see why you were screamin'. So what the hell happened?

Flowey: Come see for yourself!

Chara: *rolls eyes* Sure, whatever. *walks over* *sees screen*... *snaps head at the confused Sans* ....THE HELL?!

Sans: what!?

Chara: *looks back at screen* *looks at Sans* *looks at screen* *looks at Sans* .... WHAT!?

Sans: what is happening?!

Chara: I don't really think you want to know, comedian.

Sans: *raises brow*

Flowey: NO! LET HIM SEE! COME ON, TRASHBAG, GET OVER HERE!.... WAIT! ACTUALLY GET YOUR BROTHER TOO!

Frisk: NO!!!!!

Flowey: YES!

Chara: Comedian, run while you still have time.

Flowey: NO DON'T LEAVE, YOU NEED TO SEE THIS!

Sans: I'm getting mixed signals here.

Frisk: Sans, ru--!

Flowey: OH, PAPYRUSSSSS!!!!

Frisk: *tackles Flower pot* NO!

Papyrus: *slides down the stairs* I HEARD MY GREAT NAME! NYEH!

Frisk: (This is it, I'm going to cry myself to sleep.)

Papyrus: WHAT DO YOU GUYS NEED?

Chara: Noth-

Flowey: LOOK AT THE COMPUTER!

Sans: (i'm so lost.)

Frisk: NO, DON'T LOOK!

Sans: okay, that's it! i'm looking now!

Chara: Comedian, don't. *blocks screen*

Sans: too bad, i'm curious now.

Chara: I'm not moving for the sake of your sanity.

Sans: come'on kid, i'm sure you're all just over reacting. what? is it me and frisk kissing or something again?

Chara: Worse.

Sans: me an' pollen brains?

Chara: Worse.

Sans:....me an' paps?

Chara: ehhhh, closer to that level.

Sans:....will you just let me see.

Chara: Nope.

Papyrus: I WANT TO SEE TOO!

Frisk: NOOOOOO! *let's go of Flowey and grabs Papyrus' leg for dear life*

Flowey: YOU IDIOT! *wraps vine around Chara and pulls them away from the computer*

Chara: WAAAH! *Falls face first into carpet*

Sans: *looks at screen*....

Chara:....Well....I tried.

Flowey: *evil grin*

Sans:.....

Frisk: *slides off Papyrus' leg hopelessly*

Flowey: Wellllllll?

Sans:.....

Papyrus: I WANT T--

Sans: *marches towards Papyrus* *grabs his scarf* *marches him out of the room*

Papyrus: BROTHER, WHY ARE YOU TAKING ME AWAY?

Sans:....don't come out of the kitchen, got it?

Papyrus:....UH....SURE!

Sans: *walks back into room*

Frisk/Chara: *staring at him blankly*

Flowey: *evil smirk*

Sans: *turns to camera* ha....hahahahaHAHAHAHA.HA. DON'T YOU ALL THINK THIS IS JUST FUNNY! LET US GET THIS STRAIGHT. FRISK, CHARA, THE PRINCE, AND MY BROTHER ARE ALL UNDERAGE. TORIEL DOESN'T HAVE GODDAMN BREASTS, ASGORE DOESN'T HAVE A TWELVE FOOT LONG DONG, ALPHYS AND UNDYNE BOTH DON'T HAVE HALF THE THINGS YOU GIVE THEM, AND I PERSONALLY KNOW FOR A FACT THAT MAGIC DOESN'T GIVE ME OR ANYONE ANY PARTS TO HAVE SEX LIKE YOU HUMANS DO! AND NO, I WOULD NOT LIKE TO BE, BONDAGED OR ANY OF THAT STUFF! AND FOR THE LAST GODDAMN TIME, NEVER WOULD I EVER SCREW MY BROTHER!....jesus.

CameraMan:...I don't get paid enough...

Random Turtle: *pops in from ceiling* YOU DON'T GET PAID AT ALL! *disappears*

Cameraman: Oh.....oh yeah....

Frisk/Chara/Flowey: *staring at Sans*

Sans:....what?

Chara:....Damn. Didn't know you could yell.

Sans: uh, everyone can.

Toriel: *walks in* Who in the heavens was that?

Sans: who was what?

Toriel: Someone was just yelling, but I didn't recognize it.

Frisk: *Points to Sans*

Toriel:???

Sans: sorry, tori, that was me.

Toriel: Oh, excuse me for not realizing that.... But why were you yelling?

Sans: oh, no reason. *Casually tosses laptop out the window with magic*

Toriel: Did you just-

Sans: yup.

Toriel:.....You're paying for that, Mister!

Sans: yup. i'll just put it on my tab.

*Angry fire sounds intensifies*


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